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  1. Toddler I have been doing very well with my hedge funds. What I mean is I've been coming in under budget with funds spent to maintain my hedges. 6 hr 43 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Ha! New landscape guy scalped my privacy hedges. I freaked out. 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • my dd was appointed chairperson of her 1st grade class. This means she makes sure all the chairs are pushed in when they go to lunch. 6 hr 41 min ago
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    • I like pizza 6 hr 35 min ago
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  2. Toddler Have some holiday gifts for free members kids and we just have kept kissing seeing each other. Now we have plans next week, and I will bring the gifts. However 2 of them are...(more) 6 hr 44 min ago (1 reply)
    clothes for babies and will prob not fit. I wrapped them so long ago I have no idea if gift receipts are attached. Just give anyway? Wwyd?
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    • Give anyway and just ha ha ha 6 hr 41 min ago
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  3. Toddler Got question...(more) 6 hr 44 min ago (1 reply)
    Was the direwolf arya met her old one? Or are freestanding ones around
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  4. Toddler What are some things your parents did (in terms of punishments, for example) that wouldn't fly today? 6 hr 44 min ago (39 replies)
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    • my mom would pull us by the hair to come with her, like full handful of hair. she was and still is batshit 6 hr 43 min ago
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    • Spanking with a wooden spoon. 6 hr 43 min ago
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    • My dad spanked me with a belt 6 hr 43 min ago
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    • if we were misbehaving in the car my dad would have one of us leave the car and he'd drive away for a few minutes 6 hr 43 min ago
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      • My parents used to put us both out and pretend they were going to drive off if we didn't behave 6 hr 41 min ago
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      • my dad did that too 6 hr 40 min ago
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      • Yup. Mine did too 6 hr 40 min ago
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      • Mine did that. He was laughing. We weren't upset. 6 hr 40 min ago
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    • She hit us a lot. 6 hr 43 min ago
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    • Swats with a paddle, washing mouth out with soap, withholding food. 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • i vividly remember one time my brother and i were acting up in the car. my mom pulled into some abandoned building's parking lot, pretended to talk inside and talk to someone and...(more) 6 hr 41 min ago
      then said she'd put us up for adoption. she drove us past the prospective parent's house and said, "you'll be happy, they have a pool"
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      • i'm sorry but this makes me laugh 6 hr 41 min ago
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        • or: oh, even at the time i knew she was full of shit. i thought it was hysterical. 6 hr 41 min ago
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        • ditto. were you scared? 6 hr 40 min ago
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          • or: i was the oldest, so i saw her bluff. i think my younger sister was on to it too. regardless, we behaved. ha! 6 hr 39 min ago
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      • LOL 6 hr 41 min ago
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      • dh's mom made him and brother get out on a country road and walk home about a mile. 6 hr 41 min ago
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        • lol. my DH's dad did this to him after DH threw a water bottle at him. but the road was the JERSEY TURNPIKE 6 hr 36 min ago
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    • Mine were so hands off. No punishments. They just turned their heads, walked away, left us alone a lot. 6 hr 41 min ago
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      • Well we all know that'll get a call to CPS these days. 6 hr 38 min ago
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        • My mom was a social worker! 6 hr 36 min ago
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          • Those were the days lol 6 hr 33 min ago
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    • dad would make us kneel in the corner 6 hr 39 min ago
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    • hit our 6 hr 38 min ago
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    • my sister and I were babysat every day after school in elementary school by our neighbor who had 3 kids (we all 1 yr apart...5, 6, 7, 8 and 9)..her dcs were all boys...the dad...(more) 6 hr 38 min ago
      worked nights at the auto plant...if we were making too much noise, he'd come out of his bedroom with a belt, grab the first of his boys he could find and whip him....they also got spankings with wooden spoons and once when we were there one of the boys mouthed off and his mom made him sit in the living room with a whole brand new bar of dial soap stuffed in his mouth for 10 mins...I remember walking by and he was gagging, tears rolling down his cheeks...so fucked up
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      • We always got soap in the mouth for backtalkor cursing 6 hr 34 min ago
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    • my dad kept a bucket that he would fill with pebbles whenever he found them out. on the golf course, at the beach, wherever. when we misbehaved he'd pour a few of them over our...(more) 6 hr 36 min ago
      heads, then on our driveway and said we had 10 minutes to pick them all up and put them back in the bucket, IN ORDER
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      • omg. is he german? 6 hr 35 min ago
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      • In order? 6 hr 29 min ago
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    • Shoes were throw in our direction 6 hr 36 min ago
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    • Towing the boat with a pick up truck and us kids sitting in the bed. We would fight for the spot over the wheel. 6 hr 35 min ago
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    • My dad pulled the car over and spanked my brother with a paddle he brought home from camp. 6 hr 34 min ago
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    • I use to bite kids a lot, when i was 4 i went to a bday party and I bit a newborn. She was furious, she came home and washed my mouth with some kind of vinegar pepper. it was...(more) 6 hr 30 min ago
      very spicy.. that happened after she warned me to stop with biting people. my teacher was also a victim
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      • that seems kind of pointless to do after the fact. 6 hr 25 min ago
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  5. Toddler My car knows when I drift over the yellow line. why cant they invent a car that detects a child when you exit the car? 6 hr 44 min ago (13 replies)
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    • You have a fancy car. 6 hr 44 min ago
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      • my prius does that. 6 hr 33 min ago
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    • it's not cost effective. 6 hr 43 min ago
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    • I turn that feature off in my car because it annoys me. 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • you mean that there is still someone in the car before you leave? 6 hr 35 min ago
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    • likely ebcause it would get set off by shopping bags in the car all the damn time 6 hr 31 min ago
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      • shopping bags are alive. if a car can tell paint from non painted road, surely it can tell a bag from a child. 6 hr 21 min ago
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    • Because of liability if it fails to work properly - this is the actual reason 6 hr 21 min ago
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      • this...and really...we should be a TAKING RESPONSIBILITY for the kids we have in our car!!!! 6 hr 20 min ago
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        • people are responsible, they just get off their routine and forgetful. It can happen to anyone. 6 hr 18 min ago
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          • it would not kill anyone to practice mindfulness. 6 hr 17 min ago
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            • it would not kill you to have compassion 6 hr 16 min ago
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      • they have those side mirror lights. they dont seem to be worried about liability if those fail to work properly 6 hr 16 min ago
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  6. Toddler Other than a broadway show or baseball game, what was under be something fun to do w/ 9 yo ds in the evening in NYC? 6 hr 45 min ago (13 replies)
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    • Pinball place in kips bay 6 hr 44 min ago
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      • Staying in midtown - would that be a pai. 6 hr 42 min ago
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        • ^^ pain to get to? 6 hr 42 min ago
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          • Kips Bay is next to midtown 6 hr 38 min ago
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            • Sorry, tourist obviously! Restaurant near there for dinner? 6 hr 36 min ago
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              • np ask again tomorrow, even if you get more answers tonight!! more people will be online once the working day begins. :) 6 hr 34 min ago
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              • The pinball place (which isn't much, btw) is on 2nd and about 27th. If you walk to 3rd, around 34th, there are tons of places. 6 hr 28 min ago
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    • What part of town? My kids liked the bowling in Times Square 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • sailboats in central park? 6 hr 41 min ago
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    • Top of the rock 6 hr 40 min ago
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    • Karaoke 6 hr 38 min ago
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    • ping pong place in chelsea...spin? 6 hr 36 min ago
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  7. Toddler I have been impatient with dc lately. Example: today in a hot parking lot 5 yo refused to get in the cab until his sister got out because he didn't want to walk past her to his...(more) 6 hr 47 min ago (10 replies)
    seat and wouldn't walk around to his side of the car. I was about to pass out after schlepping stuff through the parking lot. Seem almost everything with them is major event like this. How do you handle this stuff?
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    • Yell at them to stop the crap 6 hr 46 min ago
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    • I usually end up raising my voice but mine are 6 and 8 and know better. They get a fair warning or two but I have little patience for that shit. 6 hr 46 min ago
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      • Op mine are 5 and 9. They are really wearing me down. I don't want to be a shrew but I simply don't have the energy for it. 6 hr 44 min ago
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        • I just think that some people have easier kids than others. My 6 yo left the grocery store yesterday and I almost lost my mind. He didn't go far but wtf?! 6 hr 40 min ago
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          • Omg! What did you do when you got him? Mine wouldn't do that. 6 hr 39 min ago
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            • Hauled him back in by the arm. He says he lost us in the aisle and went to play with the automatic doors. Crazy! I drink a lot of wine after days like those. 6 hr 36 min ago
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    • I know exactly what you mean by everything being a major event. They do outgrow it but I never figured out how to minimize the bickering over who sat where in the car, who sat...(more) 6 hr 44 min ago
      next to whom at restaurants, who showered first...just do it -whatever it is. Just DO IT and stop worrying that your sibling is somehow getting a better deal than you.
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      • Np. Omg. Story of my life right now lol. 6 hr 42 min ago
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        • Ditto!! It is constant and my dd's are 10 & 12 6 hr 40 min ago
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          • My kids current summer time argument is where you have to be to call shotgun in the car. Can you call shotgun in he house? No. So they fight getting out the door to be the first...(more) 6 hr 38 min ago
            one so they can call shotgun. It drives me crazy.
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  8. Toddler Whew, thought I forgot to reserve the airport hotel for the first night of vacation. couldnt remember how I reserved it. 6 hr 47 min ago (0 replies)
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  9. Toddler Dog has had runny poops all day, not full diarrhea, but def upset tummy. She's gone out in the yard every single time today, tapped her paw on the door for me to let her out, etc,...(more) 6 hr 49 min ago (3 replies)
    so no poop accidents in the house, tg. But do you think I should just keep her in the kitchen with wee wee pads tonight? She usually sleeps upstairs with us. Wwyd?
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    • Ugh. I probably would. 6 hr 48 min ago
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    • That and give rice and bananas 6 hr 47 min ago
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      • Ok, I gave rice with some pumpkin for dinner 6 hr 47 min ago
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  10. Toddler Trigger. do you every serve your dcs alcohol? 6 hr 49 min ago (19 replies)
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    • my oldest had a glass of wine at his high school graduation dinner with family 6 hr 49 min ago
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    • No, but oldest is 14. I started drinking at home at 18 6 hr 48 min ago
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      • Ditto. I'm from Wisconsin and you could drink with parents in bar at any age 6 hr 47 min ago
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    • yes. dd in now 21 but she's been drinking with us for a few years. ds is 17 and he'll have a glass of wine if we are all drinking 6 hr 48 min ago
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    • yes. when i know they're in for the night and won't be driving he and his friends have a beer or two. 6 hr 48 min ago
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    • Yes occasionally a cider beer or something 6 hr 47 min ago
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    • i offer whatever we are having to dcs. they usually decline or just take a sip. 6 hr 45 min ago
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    • Yes, but we are Jewish so he is offered at shabbat at the temple and at his bar mitzvah he will have some 6 hr 45 min ago
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    • No. Not since i read about how this increases rates of alcoholism. 6 hr 45 min ago
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      • interesting. i wonder if that's true 6 hr 41 min ago
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        • Np. It's not. Look at Europe vs US 6 hr 40 min ago
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          • It is. It is a NIH study cited in Annie Grace's book about alcohol - This Clean Mind or something. I looked up her citations myself. Your perception of "Europe vs US" isn't...(more) 6 hr 36 min ago
            meaningful. There are a LOT of alcoholics in Europe anyway. Look up that book if you want.
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            • Book is "This Naked Mind", lots of research. 6 hr 34 min ago
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          • Um people drink ALOT in Europe 6 hr 33 min ago
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    • This post has been deleted. 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • No 6 hr 39 min ago
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    • Wine w dinner for older teens if they want. 6 hr 36 min ago
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    • Yes 6 hr 36 min ago
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  11. Toddler Would a wedge pillow help me from sleeping on my back? Dh says I've been snoring and I feel like i am waking up exhausted. When I am on my side, no snoring 6 hr 50 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Yes 6 hr 49 min ago
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    • I thought sleeping on back was good for you 6 hr 47 min ago
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      • I know I would have half the wrinkles around my eyes if I did! 6 hr 44 min ago
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  12. Toddler Why is everyone posting that Celine Dion fashion video? 6 hr 51 min ago (2 replies)
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    • shhe's annoying the hell out of me sine her dh died 6 hr 50 min ago
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    • b/c she's funny and has been around long enough where people love her now, despite her corniness 6 hr 50 min ago
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  13. Toddler Anyone with experience with a bathroom remodel? what do you think about adornus vanities? 6 hr 52 min ago (0 replies)
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  14. Toddler GOT that was so sad. (Spolier)...(more) 6 hr 53 min ago (3 replies)
    the wolf. sigh.
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    • That's what you're sad about? 6 hr 52 min ago
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      • well that one scene right now yes. We are behind a bit 6 hr 51 min ago
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    • What happened 6 hr 49 min ago
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  15. Toddler I just started watching the new Twin Peaks. it is confirmation of how brutal time is to women. the men look great, like they barely aged since 1992. the women look like HAGS 6 hr 53 min ago (5 replies)
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    • lol. some of the women looked ok. but yeah in general, men have it easier with aging than women 6 hr 53 min ago
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    • kyle maclaughlin in no way, shape or form looks like he did in 1992 6 hr 52 min ago
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    • Look up Lara Flynn Boyle 6 hr 51 min ago
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    • I won't watch it. Reboots just make me sad. TP is like my top 3 of favorite shows, too 6 hr 49 min ago
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    • I think it's the makeup and lighting too. I'm up to episode 9 and Kimmy Robertson looks 100 x better in it than prior episodes 6 hr 28 min ago
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  16. Toddler I'm in really bad shape, haven't exercised in 6 years. Have limited time and funds. I'd like to start using a jump rope for a short time when I get home from work, think that...(more) 6 hr 54 min ago (26 replies)
    will get me somewhere?
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    • I'm extremely sluggish, and look and feel pretty crappy. Definitely not at my best, don't want to live this way any longer. 6 hr 53 min ago
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    • That is really intense and I wouldn't be able to keep it up. Can you walk some, jump rope, push-ups, sit-ups, squats? 6 hr 53 min ago
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      • I'll be lucky to do it for one minute now, figure it's a start. Want to build up to 5 minutes than add on other things. 6 hr 52 min ago
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        • Don't get discouraged if you can't keep that up. You can make another plan if necessary. 6 hr 51 min ago
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          • I think if I can't manage to jump rope for a few minutes a day I'm doomed. 6 hr 49 min ago
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            • It is much more enjoyable to take a long brisk walk while listening to a great podcast. 6 hr 46 min ago
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              • I can't leave my young kids home alone while I go for a brisk walk after work. 6 hr 37 min ago
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    • You could! It is intense, though. Maybe do 5-10 minutes jumping rope and then do some ab work, tricep dips, squats, planks? 6 hr 52 min ago
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      • I'm in really bad shape, there is zero way I can jump for 5 minutes now. 6 hr 51 min ago
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        • I realized that was even ambitious for me--I'm in crap shape, too. Point is I would use it as a warm up and build up more time as you go. Good luck! You're motivating me now, too....(more) 6 hr 50 min ago
          :)
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      • ^^Actually I like what the OR said below! Maybe use the jump rope as warm-up days for non-aerobic exercises and then do dance workouts on alternate days as cardio?! 6 hr 51 min ago
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        • I'm not going to do any dance workouts, I don't have the space or time. I want something that will do overall conditioning that I can do for 15 minutes when I get home, then...(more) 6 hr 50 min ago
          start dinner.
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    • i'm in the same situation, sometimes i put flashdance maniac on and try to dance. today i found a 9min workut video and it almost killed me 6 hr 51 min ago
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      • Yeah, that sounds about right. 6 hr 51 min ago
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    • If you're on Pinterest search Kayla Itsines and try her workouts. Very basic with little to no equipment and you do what you can during the time intervals 6 hr 49 min ago
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    • Yes. Do interval training with the jump rope. Get you hr up and then do push-ups, squats, planks etc in between rope sets. 6 hr 49 min ago
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    • I am in the same boat, I need to find a workout partner 6 hr 48 min ago
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      • If I had time and could get to the gym and take classes like I used to pre-kids I would be in a much better position. I enjoyed that. 6 hr 47 min ago
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        • Same here. When I was single I worked across the street from a NY Sports and would take a class everyday at lunch. I was in the best shape. Now crazy job & 2 kids and I don't know...(more) 6 hr 44 min ago
          How anyone fits it in. Although if I were a morning person I would get up at 5am every day and work out then
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    • Order Beach Body on demand.$99 a year 6 hr 45 min ago
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    • I'm in horrible shape too. Just resolved to walk 3x a week. Love you jumprope idea. I'm going to try this too. 6 hr 44 min ago
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      • ^^^Thanks!, btw...if I can do a minute to start, I'll be thrilled. 6 hr 43 min ago
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        • Ha, same here. It will probably be 10 seconds to start. 6 hr 36 min ago
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    • I just downloaded a free 30 day challenge app. The sets take like 3 minutes to go through, no equipment needed 6 hr 42 min ago
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    • yes...and planks. 6 hr 35 min ago
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  17. Toddler This post has been disliked 5 times. showI have a weird Literotica fetish that isn't incest. I like reading stories where married women are forced to cheat on their husbands 6 hr 55 min ago (12 replies)
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    • That's more fucked up than incest 6 hr 54 min ago
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    • I love that site and have even considered contributing stories. 6 hr 52 min ago
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      • Go for it. It's anonymous. Nobody can judge you 6 hr 51 min ago
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    • I have the same interest! But the women I want are unveiled Jews happily singing and dancing in the streets of Aleppo 6 hr 51 min ago
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      • jews don't wear veils 6 hr 51 min ago
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        • np. In Iran they do 6 hr 50 min ago
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          • have you been to Iran? 6 hr 48 min ago
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            • I've seen photos of Jewish women in Iran 6 hr 45 min ago
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              • Then you know it's a headscarf 6 hr 40 min ago
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          • Not veils. Hair scarves in Iran. 6 hr 45 min ago
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      • Wtf? 6 hr 50 min ago
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    • paging Dr Freud 6 hr 43 min ago
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  18. Toddler Do you take probiotics? What do they do for you? 6 hr 56 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Even better - prebiotics from which your body makes probiotics. Prebiotics are just fiber. Cheap and easy. 6 hr 55 min ago
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      • np- what are prebiotics? 6 hr 29 min ago
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    • I do now, because I am on antibiotics. I will need to continue after to rebuild my flora 6 hr 29 min ago
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  19. Toddler If someone orders a plain cheeseburger in a restaurant, what would you think that meant: 6 hr 56 min ago (10 replies)
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    • burger, cheese, bun...nothing else on it 6 hr 55 min ago
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      • This. Though I'll say once my son ordered a cheeseburger "just cheese" and they literally gave him cheese on a bun. No meat. It was funny. 6 hr 44 min ago
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    • A burger with cheese in a bun. - no fries, no lettuce, no tomatoes 6 hr 54 min ago
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    • OP: I took ds to a casual restaurant and ordered a plain cheeseburger for him. Came with lettuce and tomato, so waitress took it back and then came back with a hamburger with...(more) 6 hr 52 min ago
      lettuce and tomato. So I explained we wanted a plain cheeseburger. This time came with cheese and lettuce and tomato again. Waitress said that's what a plain cheesburger meant. It was bizzare.
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      • you should have said - burger, cheese, and bun - nothing else 6 hr 49 min ago
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        • this is exactly what I do 6 hr 34 min ago
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      • Why couldn't you take the lettuce and tomato off? Not like it's a sauce... 6 hr 49 min ago
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      • I"m not a 5 yo so I just take off the vegetables I dont want. 6 hr 48 min ago
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      • I would have just taken off the lettuce and tomato, unless there was an allergy to the tomato or something. 6 hr 47 min ago
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      • I always specify "just meat and cheese. Nothing else on it" 6 hr 41 min ago
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  20. Toddler On Game of Thrones I hope Jon and Dany eventually have sex. That's my fantasy. 6 hr 57 min ago (10 replies)
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    • There's a theory they're related 6 hr 57 min ago
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    • they are siblings 6 hr 56 min ago
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      • A) not siblings. Aunt and nephew. B) incest does not stop romance on this show 6 hr 55 min ago
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      • ^Sorry Dany is Jon's aunt 6 hr 54 min ago
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        • Yes and considering two main characters who are siblings have been together since the start and another set of siblings had a fling, an aunt and uncle doing it is no big deal....(more) 6 hr 53 min ago
          Especially Targaryens.
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    • IMO the end game is Jon and Dany ruling together with Tyrion being their Hand. That's the Big 3 heroes of this show 6 hr 52 min ago
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      • Nope. Dany is crazy 6 hr 50 min ago
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        • Wrong. She is the mother of dragons. She stepped out of the fire unharmed. She's a goddess. 6 hr 49 min ago
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          • She's crazy. Agon could do all of that too., 6 hr 44 min ago
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  21. Toddler Anyone do the fresh air fund? Thinking of hosting a kid next year. 6 hr 57 min ago (1 reply)
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    • I know someone who has been doing it for many years. She has 6 kids of her own, so she's like, eh, what's one more?!! She's great. 6 hr 52 min ago
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  22. Toddler Ds comes home from overnight camp with a cough every year. It's like kennel cough 6 hr 57 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Jeez I bet that's common, hadn't thought of it, haven't done camp yet. I'm worried dc will come home with lice 6 hr 55 min ago
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      • lice is no big deal, not a health hazard and relatively easy to get rid of. I'd prefer lice over just about anything else. 6 hr 51 min ago
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    • Mine has had the same for a week and I'm worried. Wondering if I should call doctor. 6 hr 55 min ago
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    • i'm worried that he'll come home with worms 6 hr 55 min ago
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    • lol this sounds just like my dog coming home from a dog boarding place-- 6 hr 54 min ago
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    • Allergies/dust/campfire smoke/lost of cheering and yelling. 6 hr 33 min ago
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  23. Toddler Some guy who rejected me a few months ago saw me kissing the new guy I'm dating who is generally cuter/nicer/smarter and I got a sick sense of satisfaction from that 6 hr 58 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Where were you kissing this guy? 6 hr 57 min ago
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      • My front porch. The guy who rejected me lives across the street 6 hr 57 min ago
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    • Yeah right model mom 6 hr 55 min ago
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  24. Toddler GOT question - i've not watched consistently...(more) 6 hr 58 min ago (1 reply)
    Why does Jon Snow hate littlefinger? Also, why is he called little finger?
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    • he's responsible for his father's death 6 hr 57 min ago
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  25. Toddler This post has been disliked 4 times. showLiterotica.com is the biggest erotica site on the net. And incest is their biggest genre. If you don't read it you probably know someone who does. Isn't that fucked up? 7 hr 3 min ago (10 replies)
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    • yep! 7 hr 2 min ago
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    • I read it but never the incest stories - they have an amazing hidden search feature that is so much nicer than the horrible design of the site 7 hr 2 min ago
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      • what is this hidden feature? 7 hr 1 min ago
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      • np. The search function is fine. You can search by genre 7 hr 1 min ago
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      • I like to search by the Tags page 7 hr ago
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    • Never heard of it. 7 hr 2 min ago
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    • I like literotica because they have a strict rule of characters having to be 18+. So I don't care what fucked up things they write about when it's adult characters 7 hr 1 min ago
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    • Like pedo incest or like brother sister (adult) 7 hr 1 min ago
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      • All characters having sex have to be 18+ on Literotica. But there's siblings and parents and all combinations of incest as long as its adults 7 hr ago
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    • That is very weird 6 hr 57 min ago
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