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  1. Toddler Tmi...(more) 12 sec ago (0 replies)
    this woman has the most unbelievable ass https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b213f7a4cae8
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  2. Toddler My wonderful 6th grade dd has no friends. i always was tough love but its getting to me. i hat my fucking suburb today and want to burn it to the ground. her last day she made...(more) 15 sec ago (0 replies)
    crepes for 4 girls for breakfast who flaked. she made the batter the night before and talked about it for days.
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  3. Toddler I can't believe infants and toddlers and preschoolers are taken to these camps. Who is holding them, nursing them, watching them? What are they doing all day? All night? What if...(more) 15 sec ago (0 replies)
    someone (adult or older child) abuses them? This is insane.
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  4. Toddler 16 dd just broke up with her first boyfriend. She leaves tomorrow to be a counselor at a sleepaway camp. Never have I been so thankful she is going away. 2 min ago (0 replies)
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  5. Toddler Sessions said they never intended to separate families. 2 days ago he said it was a deliberate deterrent 4 min ago (5 replies)
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    • THEY ARE ALL FUCKING LIARS WHO LIE 4 min ago
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    • Translated for truth: "we hurt children when we thought it was popular. Now that it isn't we're pretending we don't like it either" 3 min ago
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    • yeah, and had to do it because the bible 3 min ago
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    • pathological liars, most of their lies are easily disproven. they just. don't. care. 3 min ago
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    • the base are too fucking stupid to remember anything but the last statement 2 min ago
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  6. Toddler Suddenly, I can't remember why I thought GWB was such an awful person. I wonder if I will one day feel this way about Trump. 4 min ago (2 replies)
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    • you have a pretty short memory. war based on lies ring a bell? 4 min ago
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    • They're not even close to the same. 4 min ago
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  7. Toddler I'm going to masturbate, anyone want to recommend some porn? 5 min ago (6 replies)
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    • do you need porn to masturbate? 5 min ago
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      • it makes it more of an occasion! 3 min ago
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    • ew. tmi, my friend. 4 min ago
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    • literotica. reading works better for me. 4 min ago
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      • but you have to scroll... 3 min ago
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        • read a few minutes. then put it down and let your imagination take over 3 min ago
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  8. Toddler Unemployment is a metaphorical cancer. Itís hell to endure if you have no financial cushion. 6 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Trus 6 min ago
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    • it was very difficult. fortunately for me, i had a severance and insurance coverage and a new job came quickly. i was so lucky at 50 to be able to pull that off 5 min ago
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  9. Toddler Any parents with middle schoolers on? Is there really a lot of drama/dating drama like people say? The boys look 9. 7 min ago (5 replies)
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    • My dd's school is very small, but the only drama they had all centered around one girl. None of the other kids wanted anything to do with it. There's no dating. She just finished...(more) 6 min ago
      7th grade.
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    • my kids had no drama in middle school at all. i'm sure there are kids who did, as in every grade, but it's certainly not a universal thing. there was no dating, nothing like that,...(more) 5 min ago
      in their spheres.
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    • in some groups yes, in most groups no, but it does trickle down if that makes sense 1 min ago
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      • Yes that does make sense. 44 sec ago
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    • maybe it's a more suburban thing? i remember we had a lot of that growing up. but in the city, i don't know of any dating middle schoolers 1 min ago
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  10. Toddler Any 'gurus' you follow, for me one on points and miles. 7 min ago (0 replies)
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  11. Toddler I think maybe Melania was trolling her husband, like maybe he said "If you go to visit those children, people will think you don't support me in my hard line stance>" and she wore...(more) 13 min ago (20 replies)
    the jacket that said "I don't care, do you?"
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    • i see no other reason for her to wear that jacket than to say Fuck Off husband. you don't control me. 12 min ago
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      • I dont' see it that way. how does that jacket say anything to trump? she is showing it to the world, showing it to a detention center, not trump 11 min ago
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        • he's the leader of the free world, as 'they' say. she's nothing. he's the one dealing with the fallout, not her. 10 min ago
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        • same way asia argento wore that tee shirt that said "Fuck Everyone" and then wrote "You know who you are" and tweeted it the night anthony bourdain died. 10 min ago
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          • Np. I'll admit to being dense. I don't get her message or who it was to. 9 min ago
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            • first or: we're all guessing, of course. but i like to think she's using what little power she has to be subversive. 8 min ago
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          • We are talking about the First Lady of the United States. Not some random young actress. My God is there no sense of decorum? 5 min ago
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    • i disagree. she is saying she doesn't care about the kids and the whole immigration situation 12 min ago
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      • That makes no sense. Even if she wanted to say that, would she really be able to do that? I would think someone would stop her. 10 min ago
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        • np i think this is a willful misinterpretation, if that makes sense. 9 min ago
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          • The whole thing is weird. I don't get why she would do it no matter what message she is trying to send. 8 min ago
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        • Like who? She wore it. Thereís no debate on that. 3 min ago
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          • I'm saying that I don't think her meaning is that she doesn't care about the children. 2 min ago
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    • I mean, I know Melania is not the brightest, but even she would know that is not how that message would be received 10 min ago
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    • Then it wouldnít say I DONíT care. It would say I do care, whatís the matter with u? 9 min ago
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    • i'll say it again: the jacket is a DIVERSION to stop people from talking about the actual crisis. and it has worked. don't be a sucker 8 min ago
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      • but you're talking about it too! ;) 8 min ago
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        • at least i mentioned the actual crisis. kids are separated from their parents and held in cages crying and confused 7 min ago
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          • i don't disagree with the diversion/distraction aspect of government in general. 6 min ago
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      • Probably. 2 min ago
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  12. Toddler Handmaid's Tale - trailer for next show...(more) 13 min ago (2 replies)
    ok i dont get it... she tries to use a car but can't escape?
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    • - no subject -...(more) 12 min ago
      the door is frozen shut
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      • ughhhh jesus, you are right 7 min ago
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  13. Toddler Ok...late to the game, but I am just hearning about the Melania jacket. Beyond disgusting. She is an imigrant. I really thought she hated her husband. WTF??? These people are...(more) 15 min ago (3 replies)
    beyond a horror.
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    • they just don't give a fuck, honestly. any sympathy i had for her is completely gone. 6 min ago
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      • OP-I had little, but for some reason, I thought she realized what garbadge her husband was. This jacket thing is just totally brutal. It literally boggles my mind. 4 min ago
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  14. Toddler Lets facetime! 15 min ago (1 reply)
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  15. Toddler Would you be less likely to go to a Bar Mitzvah in Sunday? I really want Saturday but the venue i like is more difference between 40k on Sunday and 55k on Saturday 16 min ago (14 replies)
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    • aren't bar mitvahs on the sabbath? 15 min ago
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      • They can be on Sunday 14 min ago
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        • the ceremony or just the party? 13 min ago
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          • We had one on Sunday morning when it coincides with Rosh Chodesh to accommodate family members who are Orthodox and...(more) 11 min ago
            would not drive
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            • oh that's interesting 10 min ago
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    • You should do Sunday and donate the difference to the undocumented people fighting for their lives 15 min ago
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      • we earned this money and can spend it as we wish. 10 min ago
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        • fuck you selfish cunt. 4 min ago
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        • rich people always think they earned it, but most of them got lucky. 4 min ago
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    • I donít like being outnumbered by that many Jews unless they arenít into money which is unlikely based on my experience. Most are so materialistic. 15 min ago
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      • ^^^and the bigot chimes in... 14 min ago
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    • do it on a Sunday where the Monday following is a holiday...lots of weddings on the Sunday of Memorial day wknd 15 min ago
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    • no. 14 min ago
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    • you may be more kids on a Sunday if there are other parties already that Saturday 12 min ago
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  16. Toddler And why would we make people work harder to get food stamps? 17 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Are they working at all? 16 min ago
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      • The vast majority of those on food stamps are the working poor. We basically supplement the shitty pay Walmart, etc gives their workers bc they canít makd a living wage. Meanwhile...(more) 11 min ago
        The executives heap huge $$. Itís called corporate welfare.
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    • we can't give them wages instead? 16 min ago
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    • So corporations can squeeze a little more blood out of them and have the government subiize it. 10 min ago
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    • i dont think its that easy now. i know two families that fell on hard times and didnt qualify meanwhile neither had any source of income. 43 sec ago
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  17. Toddler My brotherís second dw is my age and 15 yrs younger than my eldest brother. Itís weird. 17 min ago (5 replies)
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    • none of this is at all shocking, never has been. 15 min ago
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      • Itís shocking to op I bet and itís gross 14 min ago
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    • So sheís married to your eldest brother? 14 min ago
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    • Is he 30? If not move on 6 min ago
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  18. Toddler I hate people. 18 min ago (5 replies)
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    • aren't you people? 17 min ago
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      • No. I am person. 17 min ago
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        • so you like people, just not in groups 16 min ago
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          • NP here's one of my favorite quotes, "a person is smart. people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." said by that sage, Agent K in Men In Black. 15 min ago
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    • That magazine is innocuous enough. 16 min ago
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  19. Toddler Why would combining the Departments of Education and Labor be a good thing? 19 min ago (5 replies)
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    • it isn't. 19 min ago
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    • it's a good thing if your goal is to destroy America 18 min ago
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      • and if your goal is to make sure mc and lc kids get a shitty education 16 min ago
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    • these idiots have no regard or respect for the hard work of others. none 18 min ago
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      • ^meaning they are set to destroy anything that anyone else created to serve a function. 17 min ago
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  20. Toddler No one wants your dh. He isnít desirable. Or impressive. 20 min ago (3 replies)
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    • I want him! 20 min ago
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    • that's very true, but he's a good man, a true mensch, and we all love him very much. 20 min ago
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    • he isn't. but people think he is, and they want him. 11 min ago
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  21. Toddler Where can I buy some casual skirts without spending hours shopping in nyc? 21 min ago (4 replies)
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    • What kind are you looking for? 19 min ago
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      • casual, a little swingy, solid colors, and/or easy fabric 17 min ago
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    • Hawaii rip skirt, gap, madewell, loft 11 min ago
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      • op: nothing at loft but I'll check the others~! 10 min ago
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  22. Toddler I think I made a reservation for us but I can't remember what hotel - I searched expedia on my inbox and hotel and confirmation but nothing is coming up. Damn!!! What if I have to...(more) 21 min ago (10 replies)
    pay a no show fee? How can I tell if I made the reservation or not if I can't remember where it was?
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    • no email? 21 min ago
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      • it was a while ago and i don't know what other terms to search for. 16 min ago
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    • look in spam 19 min ago
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    • Check with your credit card company if you had to leave that detail to reserve. 19 min ago
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      • that's what I was thinking, but i wouldn't even know the name, must have been in the last month though 16 min ago
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        • Just ask your credit card what hotel had run your number as potential payment. 7 min ago
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    • omg i HATE expedia, they don't do confirmation emails always 12 min ago
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      • ugh. If i get charged with that I'm going to be so unhappy!!! 9 min ago
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        • did you log into expedia- create an account, they are not wonderful even with that- perhaps call them? 8 min ago
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          • and seriously they are the worst, now I use hotels.com or booking.com so I know I have only 2 sites it could be (and they are user friendly) 3 min ago
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  23. Toddler DD had cystic acne that is really clearing. Now has scaring. Has anyone had experience with lazar treatment? Did it work? Was it covered by insurance? TIA. 22 min ago (1 reply)
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    • Poor girl. I had that too and lots of scarring. Laser freaked me out. Retina over times makes a big difference. Also chemical peels at derm or makeup artists choice is very...(more) 2 min ago
      reputable and has lots of products for this. She has to wear sunscreen every day and reapply mid day if she does any of thisz
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  24. Toddler Half Indian mom is a fucking bitch and a mutt. 22 min ago (0 replies)
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  25. Toddler My 31yo sister told me about how she was texting her midnight date while in bed with her 8pm date 22 min ago (2 replies)
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    • She sounds crazy. 22 min ago
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      • First one was a dinner date and the second guy she was meeting in a club. She hasn't been single since literally her 13th birthday. And for the majority of the last 18 years she's...(more) 20 min ago
        Had more than one guy on the go at a time
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