Toddler

  1. Toddler 15yo only wants a camera and a bit of makeup stuff. camera is $500 on discount. ugh 13 sec ago (0 replies)
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  2. Toddler If I was young now I'd rather have sex with men that I choose for $1000 an hour than doing some entry level job for minimum wage. 13 sec ago (0 replies)
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  3. Toddler Is Independence Day a good movie? Will Smith 1 min ago (1 reply)
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  4. Toddler What to wear tonight? In the 30s 1 min ago (2 replies)
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  5. Toddler 8 yr old DD has 5 long underarm hairs - only on one side! Time to shave, I guess? I never thought it would be so early : ( 1 min ago (4 replies)
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    • noooooo dont touch 1 min ago
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      • really? what do you do? 45 sec ago
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        • np: of course you can shave. 24 sec ago
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    • pluck or cut them. Don't shave at 8 25 sec ago
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  6. Toddler Do you prefer rough or gentle sex? how good is your dh in bed? Does he pull your hair and spank you? Call you slut? 1 min ago (1 reply)
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    • I like it rough and sweet at the same time, no name calling. 1 min ago
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  7. Toddler Which foods do your kids eat that surprise you? 2 min ago (2 replies)
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    • those vile seaweed snacks. 1 min ago
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    • spicy curries, all forms of sea life, ethnic foods 28 sec ago
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  8. Toddler JB is coming to MetLife in August. Just got tix 2 min ago (7 replies)
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    • are you 12? 2 min ago
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    • briber? 2 min ago
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    • ME TOO 1 min ago
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    • He was a shit brat when he was younger and he still is. I can't believe people like him. 1 min ago
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      • Music s great 1 min ago
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        • My head just exploded. 32 sec ago
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      • he's had NO guidance. I actually feel sorry for him 42 sec ago
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  9. Toddler OK, I was working all day. What do the experts think of Trump&Daughter meeting with these climate change types (Gore, DiCap) and then also appointing an anti-EPA guy to...the EPA?...(more) 3 min ago (3 replies)
    What gives???
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    • It is Donald Trump so we cannot expect much but I was happy to see that at least he/Ivanka met with Gore. I am so disgusted by EPA pick 2 min ago
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    • The EPA needs to be dismantled. 59 sec ago
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  10. Toddler John Glen was handsome 3 min ago (0 replies)
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  11. Toddler Do you think the royals feel silly wearing tiaras? 3 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Not any sillier than they feel having their toothpaste applied to a toothbrush by a servant 2 min ago
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    • Do you think commoners feel silly wearing a tiara when they get married? 1 min ago
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      • np yuck. who does that? 49 sec ago
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  12. Toddler Did you cut back on watching anything too scary or gory during pregnancy? 4 min ago (10 replies)
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    • I didn't know i was pregnant 4 min ago
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      • the whole 9 months? 3 min ago
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    • lol no grandma 3 min ago
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    • No. why? 3 min ago
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    • After dc was born. I could no longer watch even CSI, which I used to love. 2 min ago
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    • did you get this from What to Expect? 2 min ago
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    • when i was preg with 2nd ds i only watched forensic files 2 min ago
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    • never really did like that stuff 2 min ago
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    • With my first I was with friends watching the heath ledger Batman scene and it was so scary and Loud I felt physically uncomfortable and had to leave 56 sec ago
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    • I never watch anything scary or gory, actually. Just not what I enjoy. 50 sec ago
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  13. Toddler Any private hs in NYC known for given a lot of aid 4 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Your grammar is horrendous. 2 min ago
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      • One word that's obv a typo? 1 min ago
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    • The top ones all have $$. Trinity especially. But it's tough getting in 1 min ago
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  14. Toddler The american housewives mom is so annoying 5 min ago (1 reply)
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    • I don't think she was cast right, but i keep watching 4 min ago
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  15. Toddler This post has been disliked 5 times. showI flirt with 18yo ds's friends and they flirt back and we annoy ds good naturedly. A common thing the boys say is they ask when I'll leave dh and to make sure I call them when I...(more) 6 min ago (12 replies)
    do. It's nice being flattered
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    • Ah model mom 5 min ago
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      • She is rather simple and one dimensional 3 min ago
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    • Oh Lord. You're back?! 5 min ago
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    • it's so disrespectful to your ds. 5 min ago
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      • Not disrespectful. Good natured teasing. If it's the worst thing to happen to him he's got a good life 3 min ago
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    • You're boring and I worry about your mental health 5 min ago
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    • Is this nice feeling worth ruining your relationship with ds? 5 min ago
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      • This person is a troll 4 min ago
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        • Op. Not a troll. OR had a fair criticism of me. I respect that. I don't respect you. 2 min ago
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    • what's disturbing is that you find this flattering 3 min ago
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      • Op. I find flattery flattering. How controversial. 2 min ago
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    • yuck? 23 sec ago
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  16. Toddler 778 math SAT 6 min ago (12 replies)
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    • !!!!!!!!!!!WOW 5 min ago
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    • That's impressive. 5 min ago
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    • english? 5 min ago
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      • what? i'm curious. 4 min ago
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      • 720. Will try again 3 min ago
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        • stopp it 3 min ago
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        • Not Op. 728. Won't try again 2 min ago
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        • Knew you were "that" mom 2 min ago
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    • is that one or two wrong? my nephew had a near perfect score, too 4 min ago
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    • did he have a tutor? has he always been good at math? any tips 1 min ago
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      • He's always done extra math like math Olympiad etc. studied out of a book for test. 28 sec ago
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  17. Toddler Thanks ladies! I'm getting $30 giftcards for nieces/nephews: sephora, GameStop, amazon 6 min ago (0 replies)
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  18. Toddler Do The Rules work? 7 min ago (2 replies)
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    • it's extreme but there are basic things to stick to, to weed out people who aren't into you. 6 min ago
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    • If you're insecure enough to use the rules then seek therapy instead and improve your life 6 min ago
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  19. Toddler A mom asked if i could get her concert tix. I did. But I'm also taking my dd again tomorrow. She just texted me pissed that I didn't get her for both nights. WDYT? 8 min ago (13 replies)
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    • wtf? she sounds insane! 7 min ago
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      • I'm annoyed. I make it a point to be ready to snag tix. Hot ticket too. I could have sold them for five hundred profit. I gave to her for face value. How is it my responsibility?...(more) 6 min ago
        Never again
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        • i would answer "this is a joke, right?" 5 min ago
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          • I'm flabbergasted 4 min ago
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            • i would be too. are you ignoring? 3 min ago
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    • What concert would either of you want to go to 2x? 6 min ago
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    • No she wasnt! 6 min ago
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      • wait you're her? you weren't mad? because you sounded mad 5 min ago
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    • I would tell her not to ask for a favor again. 3 min ago
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    • Was she kidding?! 2 min ago
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      • NOOOOOOOO 2 min ago
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        • I am sure she was. Type the exact text that she wrote you and be honest. 1 min ago
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  20. Toddler Why do we see a lot of "The [Famous Guy's] Wife/Daughter" books and movies but no Husband/Son :-( 8 min ago (1 reply)
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    • women have more interesting tales to tell 7 min ago
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  21. Toddler This post has been disliked 5 times. showThis is way more stressful than 9/11. 9/11 was one awful day. This is a month of 9/11s thus far–a new jolt every day–with the promise of 1,500 more. 8 min ago (20 replies)
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    • fuck you 8 min ago
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    • You can't be serious. 8 min ago
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      • op: I am sure the number of people who will suffer or die from Trump will be A MILLION times 9/11's toll. 7 min ago
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        • ^He will kill the environment with no ability to turn back the damage. 6 min ago
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        • I don't think so. 6 min ago
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    • Except we don't have thousands of people dying every day. So really it's nothing like 911 8 min ago
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    • Were you in NYC on 9/11? 8 min ago
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      • ^fwiw, the day after the election felt similar, but it's not the same. It's just not. 7 min ago
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    • Yeah you didn't witness it or have to walk the brooklyn bridge home did you? 7 min ago
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      • ^I can remember wondering if bombs were going to start dropping out of the sky it was so just, unspeakably horrific 7 min ago
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    • this is offensive, but you already know that. 7 min ago
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    • I'm devastated, but not 9/11 devastated. We did this to ourselves. It's not violent, yet. 7 min ago
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      • ^and pissed off as I am, I really wonder if our current generations have the first clue how to handle actual warfare, deprivation, austerity, or national crisis beyond these...(more) 6 min ago
        terrorist acts (Islamic, American, gun violence, bombs, etc).
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    • I know what you mean. After 9/11 we were a UNITED country. This comes from within 7 min ago
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    • I don't think you worded it right, but the difference is that after 9/11, this country has never been more united. Now, we are the total opposite, and we have no idea how much...(more) 7 min ago
      worse it will get.
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    • Oh the drama... 7 min ago
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    • Not even close. 7 min ago
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    • WTF is wrong with you? You are either really stupid or just completely and utterly out of touch 4 min ago
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      • My guess is they weren't there or even in NYC 2 min ago
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  22. Toddler White elephant gift exchange - This would be funny. A pound party. Can be anything but it must weigh 16oz. 10 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Go to Ross or Homegoods and look in the clearance section for some crappy weird candle holder or decor 9 min ago
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    • a pound? a pound of sugar, salt? 9 min ago
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      • Anything that weighs a pound 8 min ago
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        • CHOCOLATE. Signed, dieting mom 6 min ago
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    • There are some hilarious coloring books on Amazon. Adult etc. just add crayons till it weighs a pound 9 min ago
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    • A pound of cheddar cheese. 8 min ago
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  23. Toddler I have been reading about weighted blankets for ADHD kids. Just looked them up because ds would love one - so much $$$$$$. WTF?! 10 min ago (12 replies)
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    • I've seen people diy 9 min ago
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      • with what!? Bricks? 9 min ago
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        • rice 9 min ago
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          • I'm not crafty enough for that. I'd have rice all over the house 7 min ago
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    • Yep. I'm a special ed teacher, we have three at school and treat them like gold 9 min ago
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      • ^^ but they are amazing, and really helpful 9 min ago
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      • Are they worth it? My son is 15yo and loves to be bundled up with lots of blankets over him. He's ADHD. Wondered if it would help/he'd like it. 8 min ago
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        • I think they are. Not for every kid, but you know your kid best and if you think it's something he would like, it is very very worth it. Very comforting, it really helps to...(more) 7 min ago
          Calm.
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    • target sells them, some are only $45 9 min ago
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      • Really?! In what area - regular bedding? 8 min ago
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        • type it in on the website 5 min ago
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        • Np lap blankets are cheaper than full-sized too 4 min ago
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  24. Toddler DH hinted to me that for Christmas he wants the best electric shaver money can buy. Any recs...(more) 11 min ago (7 replies)
    ?? Tia
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    • he wants you to shave your pubes 11 min ago
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    • Norelco 11 min ago
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    • MY DH likes the one by Braun that you store upside down in the barbicide stuff 11 min ago
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      • I love Braun products, have their epilator...np 10 min ago
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    • norelco (sp) that is what mine likes 10 min ago
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    • Sounds like he's been watching loads of commercials. 10 min ago
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      • No he has just had several shavers and has not been happy with any of them 9 min ago
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  25. Toddler Happy to be sitting out from this mess (our country) for the next 4 years....abroad 12 min ago (37 replies)
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    • lucky 10 min ago
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    • Where will you be? 10 min ago
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    • Don't let the door hit you on the way out. And feel free not to comment, as you no longer entitled 10 min ago
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      • i bet she pays more in taxes than you do, probably pays your welfare check 9 min ago
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        • My dh is a CEO. Not only not on welfare but probably employing your husband. 8 min ago
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          • only 1 CEO in the country...yup 7 min ago
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            • I said "a" CEO, not 'the' CEO and the reference to employment was poetic license pointing out that my dh is responsible for the livelihood of many other people and families. I may...(more) 4 min ago
              have to find a crowd that is less literal and understands subtlety
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              • i believe your statement was pretty clear - he probably employs your husband...talk about understanding subtlety and inferences 2 min ago
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      • as a taxpayer...I am 100%+ entitled to have an opinion and comment...and i def pay more taxes than 95% of the country at least :) 9 min ago
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        • I do too and I'm not smiling. 8 min ago
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          • *NP. 8 min ago
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          • bc you are stuck with the circus 8 min ago
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            • I have a place out of the states I'm free to move to any time. 6 min ago
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              • then dont whinge 6 min ago
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                • I'm not whining I'm just not pleased to pay more taxes than a majority of people but I do it and I'm philanthropic as well. 4 min ago
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                  • Yes. Whining and sanctimonious. Sorry, we are full up on those positions but we are looking for compassionate,understanding and humble. So let us know if you have a change of...(more) 2 min ago
                    heart
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        • No, you left.Weak assed whiner, and sanctimonious with it. Not interested. 7 min ago
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        • np no, not if you aren't here every day. i won't call you names for leaving--everyone has circumstances that require them to move. but you won't be as in touch with the rest of us...(more) 6 min ago
          as you think you are. btdt.
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          • well if my money is being collected and used - yes i am entitled...get rid of global taxation and i will be happy to stay silent 4 min ago
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            • not my point, but ok. best of luck to you! 1 min ago
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      • If shes an American who voted she has every right. 9 min ago
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        • She voted with her feet, which is the vote that matters. 8 min ago
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    • Thanks for doing your small part in making America great again...by leaving. 10 min ago
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      • the great part of america will be leaving 8 min ago
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        • No. only treasonous trash like you is leaving. 8 min ago
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          • keep sounding like the white trash that you are...and that will ruin the country 6 min ago
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            • I'm not even white, loser. Don't you get it? No one cares for your opinion when you say and do things like this. 6 min ago
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              • i love when you get all hot under the collar and show your true colors 5 min ago
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                • You showed your true colors, and they are far worse than anything I could dream up. 4 min ago
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                  • well then your imagination is about as exciting as your criticism...enjoy the mess bc it will only get worse with every tweet 3 min ago
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          • Im sorry you are so filled with hate and saddness. YOu sound like you have had a hard life. :( 6 min ago
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            • I'm sorry you can't spell. 5 min ago
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    • Hahaha. Like there won't be a ripple effect. The rest of the world is fucked, anyway. 9 min ago
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      • i'm moving to Samoa then! 6 min ago
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    • If we pull out of the Paris Agreement, all our trade deals, the UN, NATO where in the world will the effects not be felt? 9 min ago
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    • as a current expat - i am happy to continue living abroad for next 4-8 yrs - better quality of life and far safer 7 min ago
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