dh is reading the news and says "Man, can you believe this guy?!" and you're half-heartedly listening while YBMing so you look up and say "who?" and he says "This Ted fuc...(more)6-14-2016 7:44pm+1 like
Cruz" and you think about the time someone asked Ted Cruz Mom what her deal was and she replied "What's my deal? WHAT'S MY DEAL? My deal is that I want to ride the Junior Senator from Tx like a rocking horse, that's what my deal is" and you start laughing hysterically.