LOL at this week's NYTimes Complaint Box re pigeons. An excerpt...
On one memorable occasion, a miscalculated flight left a pigeon tangled in my friendâs hair as she jogged in Central Park. Both girl and bird screamed frantically while the latter flapped its wings and dug its claws into her scalp. I would have never recovered.
And to think that some people feed these birds! I blame the creators of âMary Poppins,â for that idiotic scene in which the boy sets off a run on a bank because he wants to feed pigeons outside St. Paulâs Cathedral with a bag lady.