Newborn

  1. Newborn Tmi...(more) 6-5-2014 5:53pm (10 replies)
    new guy last night. first time. big dick. i gagged a little and some vomit was on his cock. he was ok about it but do you think deal breaker?
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    • Yuck. Are you terrible at bj's or was he forcing it down your throat? 6-5-2014 5:54pm
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      • i'm actually quite good but this guy was enormous and we'd just had a big italian meal 6-5-2014 5:54pm
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        • That seems really upsetting on all counts. 6-5-2014 5:55pm
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        • ewwwwwwwww 6-5-2014 5:55pm
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        • omg 6-5-2014 5:55pm
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        • NEVER give a BJ after an Italian meal!! Signed, corn and lasagna mom 6-5-2014 5:56pm
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          • LMAO , I remember you 6-5-2014 6:00pm
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        • Did he come? Or did you gag and then stop 6-5-2014 6:02pm
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    • FAKE 6-5-2014 5:59pm
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    • Gay dad: That's a first. Never known anyone to actually vomit while giving a BJ. You sucked his cock, I am sure he doesn't mind 6-5-2014 5:59pm
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  2. Newborn Plantar moms: somebody here swore by Fitflops. I bought Orthaheels and they are okay, but not great. Should I go with Fitflops? 6-5-2014 1:20pm (4 replies)
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    • i want to ask about orthaheels. Is that the vionic brand? They are not that great? I have it on my amazon wish list 6-5-2014 1:21pm
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      • I got the wave and while they're better than nothing, they're just okay. 6-5-2014 1:23pm
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    • I tried both fitflops and orthoheels. fit flops did nothing for my arches, but orthaheel was great. It hink it really depends on your specific feet... gotta try and see what...(more) 6-5-2014 1:41pm
      works. I think my orthheel flipflops are vionics -- i'll check and write back.
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      • ^^ yep, they're vionic "Tide" -- like the ones in this link. I've worn them in all warm-enough weather since last summer (and all winter indoors) and they're holding up great. 6-5-2014 1:44pm
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  3. Newborn A mom mentioned this morning that there was no sand in the playground sandbox and I said - well it's the end of the season. She looked at me weird and I realized I had a total...(more) 5-30-2014 11:08am (5 replies)
    time warp and was thinking it was the end of summer. Tried to cover but not sure if she bought it. I think I'm losing my mind...
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    • losing? you lost it 5-30-2014 11:09am
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      • Yeah - I hadn't had my coffee yet but holy shit. 5-30-2014 11:11am
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    • you are also posting on newborn. i have an 8 yo - i didn't even know i had newborn selected as a board! 5-30-2014 11:10am
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      • Ok - well that's actually not my excuse bc my dc is 5. Not sure how newborn popped up. 5-30-2014 11:12am
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        • you really are losing it! :-) 5-30-2014 11:16am
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  4. Newborn What do you use for a 6 month old to sleep and nap in on vacation- want to pack as light as possible. A pack and play is overkill, by...(more) 5-29-2014 10:01am (13 replies)
    is she too small for a bassinet?
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  5. Newborn Is there anything worse than a childless white person who can't stop talking about their pets? 5-19-2014 11:34pm (5 replies)
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    • yes, serials killers come to mind 5-19-2014 11:35pm
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      • for me, it's a toss up. 5-19-2014 11:36pm
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    • you're right up there. 5-19-2014 11:35pm
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    • I used to like animals until some of the people around me became obsessed. I actually dislike dogs now because most owners are so insufferable. 5-19-2014 11:35pm
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    • 100% agree. Those ass holes need to be stomped on. 5-19-2014 11:38pm
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  6. Newborn Whenever I post something and people pile on me, I just unsticky and start a new thread about something else 5-15-2014 10:47pm (4 replies)
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    • ditto. 5-15-2014 10:48pm
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    • What were the bombs? 5-15-2014 10:48pm
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      • Lol that wasn't me 5-15-2014 10:49pm
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    • I ride it out 5-15-2014 10:54pm
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  7. Newborn I see Linda evangelista irl once. She wasn't that pretty. And awkwardly tall 5-15-2014 10:45pm (19 replies)
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    • ^saw 5-15-2014 10:45pm
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    • you just don't get it 5-15-2014 10:45pm
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    • you are fucking ridiculous. she is stunning. and all models are tall, you moron. 5-15-2014 10:46pm
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      • She was toooooooo tall. It wasn't attractive. 5-15-2014 10:46pm
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        • or: right.... she was so awkward and definitely not attractive. 5-15-2014 10:47pm
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          • I'd rather look like me than her 5-15-2014 10:48pm
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            • since you don't have the choice to be a supermodel, you'll take looking like dumpy little you. what a sport. 5-15-2014 10:49pm
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        • I worked with her in the mid-90's. I was a b-level model. She was one of the most stunning women I have ever, ever seen. And she's not awkwardly tall. She was average model...(more) 5-15-2014 10:48pm
          height.
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          • Well I saw her a few years ago and she was definitely past her prime 5-15-2014 10:49pm
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            • thus the reason you don't see her in every other ad. 5-15-2014 10:53pm
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            • she's like 40, wtf do you want? She's not a vampire. People do age. I'd bet my children's lives she blows your jealous little ass out of the water. Still. 5-15-2014 10:54pm
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              • np- you guys ARE being weird about some model. 5-15-2014 10:55pm
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    • lol, tall is bad? she was a supermodel, which is more than you could ever dream of. 5-15-2014 10:46pm
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    • Wow. Sour grapes? 5-15-2014 10:46pm
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    • yb is obsessed with models. You are in the wrong place. walking cliche around here. 5-15-2014 10:47pm
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    • I don't know who she is, but it is true, yb is weird about models. They think they are the end all/be all of beauty. 5-15-2014 10:54pm
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      • news flash: most humans agree on this point. fat pride? pffffft 5-15-2014 10:55pm
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        • i have no idea what you are going on about. Its weird. Going now. 5-15-2014 10:55pm
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  8. Newborn I just decided I need to lose my belly before an event on Saturday night to fit in my dress and what did I do? I came downstairs and ate chips with queso. Waaaaaahhhhhh. I hate...(more) 5-15-2014 10:32pm (0 replies)
    Lexapro. It makes me so hungry
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  9. Newborn Don't you think 24 dollars a bit excessive for the 91 5-15-2014 12:19pm (11 replies)
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    • again? 5-15-2014 12:19pm
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    • what's the 91? 5-15-2014 12:20pm
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    • No, not at all 5-15-2014 12:20pm
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    • like MOMA 5-15-2014 12:20pm
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    • I think it's kind of repulsive that they're selling t-shirts 5-15-2014 12:22pm
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    • if someone in your family died it's free. wanna trade? 5-15-2014 12:22pm
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    • sounds about typical for museums these days 5-15-2014 12:23pm
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    • where does all the $ go? 5-15-2014 12:24pm
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      • np: they say "net" proceeds go to the museum. I'm betting a whole lot of the gross goes to a few people's pockets 5-15-2014 12:25pm
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  10. Newborn I am 185, dr wants me to lose 30 lbs. I have been 185 for 3 yrs. clearly this is my set pt right? 5'5 5-14-2014 11:55am (4 replies)
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    • why are you posting again? 5-14-2014 11:55am
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      • Np - log off, loser. 5-14-2014 11:59am
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    • why not just try to be a little healthier and see what happens 5-14-2014 11:56am
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    • No. You eat too much and (maybe) exercise too little. Think of your kids; heart disease is the no. 1 killer of women. 5-14-2014 11:57am
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  11. Newborn I am 5'5 and I have been at 185 for two years now. Dh and dr want me to lose 30 lbs and I think my body simply...(more) 5-14-2014 11:54am (8 replies)
    Simply wants to be 185.
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    • no, it doesn't. 5-14-2014 11:54am
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    • i am 5'5". sister, your body doesn't simply want to be 185. you are simply lazy. 5-14-2014 11:54am
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    • WW, stat. 5-14-2014 11:54am
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      • ^^ and I say that with empathy. I've been fit for years and years until 2009 and age 40 and I was suddenly 10 pounds overweight. No matter WHAT I did those 10 pounds remained. I...(more) 5-14-2014 11:55am
        needed WW. I'm a lifetime member now and will never be fat again.
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    • That is simply way too heavy. You need to lose weight to be healthy. But do what you want. 5-14-2014 11:55am
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    • You are in denial 5-14-2014 11:56am
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    • np: i'm 5'3 and at 180 and was at 190. it took awhile to drop that first 10 lbs. but now i'm losing about 1.3 lbs a week. 5-14-2014 11:57am
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    • If you were 135 or 140 I might agree with you. But not at 185. That is obese. 5-14-2014 11:58am
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  12. Newborn Dds bus came 10 minutes early today, I walking down my front steps when dd (6yo) walked around the corner. Then I get a text from my neighbor saying if she doesn't get back in tim...(more) 5-12-2014 4:48pm (3 replies)
    Can I take her 2 girls both 7yo in for a few minutes. So I walk over to her house and the girls are playing in the backyard with nobody home. Bus driver is not supposed to be leaving dd without an adult to pick her up, our stop only has the 3 girls so he knew he was early and no parent was there but left them anyway.
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    • oh. and they are alie? 5-12-2014 4:50pm
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    • Report him. 5-12-2014 4:50pm
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      • I'm going to 5-12-2014 4:51pm
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  13. Newborn Thoughts on the Mesa car seat? 4-27-2014 10:05pm (0 replies)
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  14. Newborn Went to derm on Wednesday. Had a spot on my upper chest I was worried about. Doctor not worried at all, but zeroed in on a mole on my stomach and wanted to remove it to be...(more) 4-25-2014 10:38am (2 replies)
    tested. It's been there as long as I can remember, hasn't grown or changed color (it was always dark) and was smaller than an eraser. Haven't heard anything yet, but so anxious - it's been on my body so long! Anyone have a similar experience with good outcome? Tia!
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    • its not a tumah 4-25-2014 10:39am
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      • Awwww... Thanks!!! (And I love that movie!) 4-25-2014 10:39am
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  15. Newborn Stay at home parents needed to take quick survey!...(more) 4-21-2014 10:09am (1 reply)
    Hi! My name is Mary Liz and I am a graduate student at Texas Tech University. I am conducting a study about stay at home parents and advertisements. I need stay at home parents to take an online survey to answer questions about their thoughts on ads targeting stay at home parents. The survey should take about 15 minutes, and anyone who completes the survey has a chance to win one of four $25 gift cards to a retailer of your choice (Amazon.com, iTunes, Walmart, Starbucks) (approximate odds of winning 1 in 35).
    Click the link to take the survey! https://ttucomc.az1.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_bI9ThUfHe6CYuJn
    My husband is a stay at home dad which is why I have an interest in this research. I would greatly appreciate any and all stay at home parents taking the survey.
    Thank you so much and please let me know if you have any questions.
    -Mary Liz Brooks
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    • fuck off 4-21-2014 10:10am
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  16. Newborn Why does greys anatomy just play 80s song remakes 4-12-2014 10:31pm (0 replies)
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  17. Newborn Ideas for backyard lighting. How hard is it to wire ground lighting around a patio? Or should I do string lighting? Too Christmassy? 4-12-2014 10:05pm (2 replies)
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    • No light pollution 4-12-2014 10:06pm
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      • Not talking about a spotlight 4-12-2014 10:09pm
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  18. Newborn Why are some people afraid to post any type of picture of their dcs on photo sharing or social sites?...(more) 4-12-2014 7:36am (15 replies)
    What could happen?
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    • Their children could be exploited 4-12-2014 7:37am
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    • I think theyre afraid someone will put their kids head on a naked body and use it in kiddie porn. 4-12-2014 7:37am
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      • Wow that's crazy. Since most sites are friend and relative based 4-12-2014 7:38am
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      • people worry about the most unlikely random things. 4-12-2014 7:39am
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        • Seriously can you imagine living like this 4-12-2014 7:40am
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          • No, I can't. But then I have a very good grasp of statistics and know that just because you can imagine something happening doesn't mean it's at all likely to happen. 4-12-2014 7:41am
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          • I know - I am really not paranoid about that stuff. There are legitimately child sex slaves in some parts of the world. Seems insane to worry about something so remote a (head...(more) 4-12-2014 7:48am
            on a naked body) when we are in such a safe part of the world (relatively speaking).
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    • Some people thrive on fear and paranoia 4-12-2014 7:38am
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    • It's not my DC social sit, it's mine. I would be posting without their permission, it doesn't seem right 4-12-2014 7:49am
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      • Lol 4-12-2014 8:00am
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        • Why laugh 4-12-2014 8:05am
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          • Because that's ridiculous, hence hilarious 4-12-2014 8:05am
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  19. Newborn Quirky sign you are getting old? How old are you? 4-11-2014 2:47pm (0 replies)
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  20. Newborn Board dead 4-8-2014 12:01am (0 replies)
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  21. Newborn Home sick and watched all 8 episodes of Tru detective. It was good! 3-26-2014 1:10pm (5 replies)
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  22. Newborn I feel really bad about myself and hopeless, but am still able to function and have fun with the kids, cook, enjoy food, etc. but when I think about myself I get this feeling in...(more) 3-12-2014 10:05pm (4 replies)
    the pit of my stomach that I'm worthless and should be ashamed. Is this depression? I would feel weird going to a psychologist about it because it doesn't really effect my day-to-day life and no one else knows about it.
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    • Do you want to live like this? Get help, it can be better 3-12-2014 10:05pm
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    • yes, it sure is. 3-12-2014 10:06pm
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    • This isn't normal? 3-12-2014 10:06pm
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      • I don't know. Sometimes I don't feel it as strongly, right now it's a pretty dominant thought. 3-12-2014 10:07pm
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  23. Newborn Dd (K) has watched videos for the past 3 music classes- taught by her regular teacher, not a substitute. It seems crazy that the PTA is paying this guy's salary if he's not going...(more) 3-12-2014 9:19pm (0 replies)
    to teach. Should I say something to someone?
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  24. Newborn Ideas for what to make for my 6 mo who seems bored with fruit and veggie purées? He seems inter...(more) 3-11-2014 9:06am (2 replies)
    Interested in more flavorful adventurous foods. Tia
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    • drain a can of chicken noodle soup and give him all the little bits of chicken, noodles, carrots, etc 3-11-2014 9:08am
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  25. Newborn Does anyone spray tan on a weekly basis? 3-4-2014 7:00pm (0 replies)
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