Expecting
- Expecting Does anyone on here have an affair ?
- on the expecting board? wtf?
- I did
- Expecting Do you like pregnancy sex?
- i was so horny my whole pregnancy
- Expecting I am a guy who is turned on by pregnant women. Do you find it creepy ?
- Expecting Have you ever had a threesome ?
- yes, right after college
- two guys ?
- i'm a guy. one other guy and one girl.
- two guys ?
- @@
- Only when I was expecting.
- Ish
- lol..how?
- Conjoined twins
- story ?
- Conjoined twins
- lol..how?
- yes, right after college
- Expecting How old is everybody?
- 48
- VERY meta question
- We just went through this
- My mental age is 56
- Expecting Do you masturbate while pregnant?
- oh yes
- A LOT !!
- yes
- yip. About the same as when I wasn't, which his daily.
- Expecting Am I the only pregnant woman who feels like a freak wearing a thong ?
- I never wear thongs PG or not
- I haven't worn one in years so I certainly didn't whole pregnant
- no -- i always wore thongs PG
- Thongs make no sense at all. What is the point? Why do you want floss up your ass crack.
- I am used to them
- Expecting Are you more or less horny during pregnancy ?
- much less
- The Evander Holyfield period.
- Your ear was bitten?
- Friend's reference
- Your ear was bitten?
- I was a total horn dog
- could NOT get enough.
- Expecting Do you flirt with people online ?
- Well I was admiring your charm. Come here often?
- just you good lookin
- No, I'm so paranoid, not irl or online.
- Expecting What do you think about pregnancy sex?
- I needed it (and enjoyed it)
- I don't think it's possible for a partner's penis to poke the fetus in the eye.
- I had the best orgasms
- Not into it
- Expecting Pregnancy is the horniest time of my life
- Tinder.
- worth it ?
- It's easy, especially if you are in a big city.
- guys like pregnant girls ?
- Love them.
- Wouldn't you??
- how many have you picked up ?
- guys like pregnant girls ?
- It's easy, especially if you are in a big city.
- worth it ?
- dh?
- He is good
- Tinder.
- Expecting Is it normal being straight but fantasizing about a girl friend ?
- when pregnant?
- yes
- No
- Yup
- when pregnant?
- Expecting I need a good excuse for stop giving bjs
- how about you're expecting
- that was for sex
- I don't want to
- why?
- tell him you have cold sores
- Say they make you projectile vomit on the guy
- oral thrush, tetnuss
- Tetanus, dear
- dear? really?
- Did I stutter?
- dear? really?
- Tetanus, dear
- ok, but don't get mad then if he finds someone willing.
- I hear you
- heh, I posted this as a joke but now that I think about it.. if my DH said he wasn't doing oral anymore I'd be really really really bummed.
- not me
- it would mean he'd never bring me to finish again.
- not me
- you women are sad
- heh, I posted this as a joke but now that I think about it.. if my DH said he wasn't doing oral anymore I'd be really really really bummed.
- wow...this is what your marriage is based on?
- it was a joke nancy.
- Yes. It is based on fear, and the fact that I still don't have an actual green card - signed Melania Trump
- I hear you
- how long are you with this man? if more than 6 months....then tell him...i'm over this
- 5 years
- i asked below...is this a daily requirement and for a long time?
- 5 years
- how often do you do it and do you have to do it for long or just a little foreplay?
- I don't want to have sex. I don't feel sexy right now. So it is the main event. But it bores me.
- i much rather have quick sex then ever give a bj
- oh gosh you have to wean ....i could never. just do it for a minute and then use your hand.
- I ll try. Thanks :)
- I don't want to have sex. I don't feel sexy right now. So it is the main event. But it bores me.
- tell him you'd prefer it in the butt?
- I havent done that since 2007 and only a few times before that, so gross
- how about you're expecting
- Expecting Since being pregnant guys hit on me all the time. I sit slutty that I love it?
- no
- That's because they know you can't get pregnant.
- Expecting Coffee smells weird when pregnantm Hate it
- yep, that was the first sign i was pg. smelled and tasted so weird to me
- Expecting I flirt with my friend's bioyfriend. I am a bad person
- Expecting Have you ever cheated on DH ?
- Expecting Do you flirt with guys other than DH ?
- yes
- i'm going to start. i'm sick of feeling undesirable
- Of course.
- Expecting I have the fantasy of being picked up by a stranger at a bar..
- Expecting Have you ever had an affair ?
- fuck no... I'm not a shady loser.
- Nope. I respect my dh and myself.
- Yes, I have. I don't recommend it. You?
- No. Why did you do it. Does he know ?
- Not sure why I did it. He never found out. My secret to the grave.
- Np: good call
- ditto
- Not sure why I did it. He never found out. My secret to the grave.
- No. Why did you do it. Does he know ?
- the closest I've come to an affair is a European fellow grad student kissing me on the cheek in 2003
- Juno Diaz kissed me on the cheek once. It felt a little like an affair.
- No. But I've never been tempted either.
- Looking back I may have had an emotional affair. I am getting divorced, and I am still really good friends with the guy I used to share stuff with. But I haven't slept with him.
- Yet? Np
- cheating is cheating, don't parse it out.
- Nah, I wan't in love with him. He may have been into me, but basically he was my sounding board for a bunch of work shit and I talked to him more than I should have (as a married...(more)
- Yep. It was great
- Sex or emotional ?
- Both. I would still be in it if he didn't freak out.
- Sex or emotional ?
- I guess I did technically. Separated for over a year. Divorce in limbo.
- Expecting Who knows you are on YBM ?
- My DH knows I go on here. I have referred a few people but not sure they fit the profile to get stuck here like us.
- Dh, my kids, my parents ( did) some close friends.. how did I end up on the expecting board......
- Expecting Being pregnant and fantasizing about a guy I see at work feels weird
- I have never been more horny than when I was pregnant.
- it's crazy...
- it is, indeed. It will change. :) congrats btw. Not sure how I ended up on the expecting board. my youngest is almost 8
- we crazy pregnant people are irresistable. Thanks hun. I hope you still have some horniness in you ;)
- love you. thanks. :) xx
- we crazy pregnant people are irresistable. Thanks hun. I hope you still have some horniness in you ;)
- it is, indeed. It will change. :) congrats btw. Not sure how I ended up on the expecting board. my youngest is almost 8
- Same. Bit only w ds, not dd
- it's crazy...
- I have never been more horny than when I was pregnant.
- Expecting Does your DH still turn you on ?
- Yes
- not really.
- no
- I can't stand him but I'm still hot for him
- pregnant sex must be really hot for you
- Fucked up
- He can, not every second he doesn't but he can for sure
- You know even with all the shit he was going through, gaining weight, addictions including porn - he always still turned me on. Now when i see he still makes zero effort to try...(more)
- Expecting I hate giving Bj to Dh
- Me too
- Me too, but the upside is, he doesn't really enjoy them either...
- Expecting What was your horniest trimester ?
- I guess spring of hs senior year (college was on a semester system)
- None. Wanted dh far away
- None!
- last!!!!! majorly
- All of them. I was horny throughout
- Third I think