Toddler

  1. Toddler My bush is pretty full. 34. 4 hr 18 min ago (1 reply)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • So is mine. I'm not sure how old it is though. But it is blooming. I love Texas rangers. 4 hr 15 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  2. Toddler Rhonj If I were Teresa, I'd get a good NYC lawyer. I'd dump Joe because I think he's responsible for her having to go to jail and I'd be really surprised if he didn't run out ...(more) 4 hr 19 min ago (0 replies)
    the kids and sneak out of the country. I honestly don't think T knew what Joe was doing. She should save herself for the kids' sake.
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  3. Toddler Does this seem possible? Woman on fb says her mother HAS medical insurance but needs to raise $30,000 cash before the dr will do her mastectomy. She has a gofundme 4 hr 19 min ago (8 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Eh 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • depends on what her insurance will fund, but needing 30k in cash up front sounds really fishy 4 hr 18 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Out of network? 4 hr 18 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • So why not just go in network? 4 hr 18 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • Np. Maybe her dr doesn't par and she won't really know until after the surgery. No idea. 4 hr 16 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
    • What is the max out of pocket by law?? 4 hr 17 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Who knows. I went to a fundraiser for a firefighter friend once- his gf had cancer and needed $. Turns out no cancer and she bought a shit ton of stuff. I gave her 20 bucks! 4 hr 16 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  4. Toddler OK, the word "ebola" has lost all meaning for me now, like when you say your name over and over as a kid until it sounds totally foreign 4 hr 19 min ago (0 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  5. Toddler Was his apt Columbia housing? 4 hr 19 min ago (3 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • It looka like one of the buildings on York Ave, but aljazeera states Harlem. 4 hr 17 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • he works up at columbia pres and lived at 147th 4 hr 15 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • I assumed NewYork-Presbyterian at 68th & York Ave. 4 hr 14 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
  6. Toddler The gutter tis closed 4 hr 20 min ago (0 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  7. Toddler I speak Mandarin better than M. Zuckerberg, just saying. 4 hr 20 min ago (2 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • But you don't speak Facebook better than he does 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • no, that is very true 4 hr 19 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  8. Toddler This post has been disliked 4 times. showHad our kindergarten conference today. They start reading groups next wk & ds will be in 2nd highest. I don't understand why he's not in the highest, he reads well. any resources...(more) 4 hr 21 min ago (9 replies)
    for what I can do with him at home to strengthen his reading so he can move up?
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • xanax for you 4 hr 21 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Lol 4 hr 21 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Lol 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • leave him alonr 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • oh noes!!!! your poor sparklepony! 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • You're joking right? I just logged on. Is this mocking another post? 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • No, he is definitely in the 2nd highest reading group per the teacher. He did get 100 on both is math tests though, so it wasn't a complete bummer 4 hr 19 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Ask the teacher exactly why he isn't in top group and what should you do to help him move up. 4 hr 16 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  9. Toddler Why is my urine bright neon yellow?? 4 hr 23 min ago (16 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • vitamins 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • not taking any vitamins! stopped taking antibiotics on monday. no other meds beside ear drops! 4 hr 21 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Vit C 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • you are dehydrated 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • Np: no, that would be dark yellow 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Ebola 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Ebola 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • asparagus? 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • No that's just smell 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • no it makes mine neon yellow/green 4 hr 19 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
    • vitamins b/c. or you have a bladder infection and took that crazy neon pee pill 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • not in pain. kind of feel like i might be getting an yeast infection or tmi......(more) 4 hr 20 min ago
        maybe the itch is in my butt...small roid :(
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • vit b supplement 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • op: not taking vitamins 4 hr 19 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • You do the Dew 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • no. but that's the color 4 hr 18 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  10. Toddler If I told you you and DH will never have sex again...how big of a deal would that be to you? 4 hr 23 min ago (7 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • not a big deal at all. 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Not at all. No offense but I don't care about you. 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • huge deal 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • It would suck, but not be the end of the world. Like, 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Can I have sex with other men? 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • we barely have it now so no big whoop 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Not at all 4 hr 17 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  11. Toddler What makes girls popular in middle school? 4 hr 24 min ago (24 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • tits 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Attitude 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • agree, call it cockiness, confidence, charisma 4 hr 19 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Putting out 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • being easy 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • bjs 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • attention seekers 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Friendly pretty and well dressed 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • with boys? with each other? with the nice kids? with the teachers? 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • With eachother. Nice kids. 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • likes to have fun, smiles, treats others with kindness... 4 hr 21 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • Seriously? This is not popular 4 hr 19 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
            • np agree. in middle school, popular means well-known, doesn't mean nice. usually the popular girls in middle school are more feared than liked 4 hr 16 min ago
              log in or sign up to post a comment
    • expensive clothes, snotty attitudes, good at lots of sports, rich parents, not too smart, not too big of anpersonality 4 hr 21 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • xonfidence 4 hr 21 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • 9-1/2 weeks of Ebola 4 hr 21 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • oops 4 hr 20 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • you burned yourself, Ebola Mom. ha-ha! 4 hr 17 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
      • one of the better placed misplaced posts ever 4 hr 14 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • pretty, fashionable or well groomed 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • being bossy little assholes. 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • middle school is crazytown. be more developed (physically, and seem more mature) or particularly fashionable/attractive (not even pretty really - but makeup/hair that makes you...(more) 4 hr 15 min ago
      look like you're in high school or whatever)
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • girls who develop early can get mercilessly teased by the girls who remain skinny/athletic litlte bitches, especially if those girls also have well-off parents and the latest...(more) 4 hr 14 min ago
        clothes.
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  12. Toddler E-bowl-a 4 hr 24 min ago (0 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  13. Toddler When is the last time you masturbated? 4 hr 25 min ago (19 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Last. Igbo 4 hr 24 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • ^no that's not a mysterious holiday. Meant last night 4 hr 23 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Yesterday. 4 hr 24 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • twice yesterday 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • sunday 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • hour ago 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Dh told me not to. Waiting until I have permission again 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • kinda hot 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • I know!! I could always do it and then get punished. That's hot too 4 hr 21 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • what does that involve? 4 hr 20 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
            • Usually spanking. Or tied up and left for a while 4 hr 20 min ago
              log in or sign up to post a comment
              • forced anal? 4 hr 19 min ago
                log in or sign up to post a comment
                • No never. That's too much for me. We do anal and it can be rough but I lead the pace or that for the most part 4 hr 18 min ago
                  log in or sign up to post a comment
                • go lube up a cuke, you desperado 4 hr 18 min ago
                  log in or sign up to post a comment
                  • Go clutch your pearls, prude 4 hr 16 min ago
                    log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • 'forced anal'? it's so wannabe stern that it comes off as fake and like you've never touched a dick in your life. 4 hr 1 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • yesterday 4 hr 20 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Before I got Ebola 4 hr 19 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  14. Toddler Mmmm...just made pumpkin bread for kids' breakfast - smells so good. 4 hr 25 min ago (0 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  15. Toddler Told Dh he's gott check for fever before sex 4 hr 26 min ago (0 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  16. Toddler Why are my feet swollen. Not pg 4 hr 26 min ago (4 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
  17. Toddler My dh was told he looks like danny castelano. Do you think he is attractive? 4 hr 26 min ago (18 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • I do but he's not my type 4 hr 25 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • op- well... he isn't MY type either. lol 4 hr 24 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • In a way. Pretty boy. Furry. Not my type. 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • op- you think he is a pretty boy? lol. see, i think i like pretty boys (david beckham, brad pitt in fight club) and I don't find Castelano attractive at all. 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • Does your dh look like him? 4 hr 21 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • op- i guess. Italian, thick lips, dark hair, etc... but they aren't twins. i guess they look alike. But no, not my type. 4 hr 18 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
        • Well that actor (forget his name) is a successful actor. He plays romantic types. He's definitely more of a pretty boy. 4 hr 20 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • He is NOT a pretty boy at all! lol 4 hr 19 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
            • You think he's a rugged masculine type? He's a pretty boy , pretty smile, fancy dancer. 4 hr 18 min ago
              log in or sign up to post a comment
              • his face is not pretty. Its masculine. I am not talking about his personality. I don't know anything about him. 4 hr 16 min ago
                log in or sign up to post a comment
                • Ok well you're totally wrong. He has soft pretty features. 4 hr 13 min ago
                  log in or sign up to post a comment
                  • lol. i love that this is something you can tell someone else they are WRONG about. lol. well, i think you are wrong. 4 hr 12 min ago
                    log in or sign up to post a comment
                  • Hes not a pretty boy at all. 4 hr 12 min ago
                    log in or sign up to post a comment
              • He has a very masculine face. He's a manly, handsome guy. 4 hr 13 min ago
                log in or sign up to post a comment
      • Not a pretty boy at all 4 hr 20 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Very- but very short 4 hr 22 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Super-hot. One of the hottest guys on TV. 4 hr 14 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • op- REALLLLLY ? lol. funny. 4 hr 8 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  18. Toddler Besides sanatizing Ebola' doctor's apt. What else in the building would have to be cleaned-lobby, elevator. hallway, etc?u 4 hr 26 min ago (2 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • The Highline? 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • What about the Doorman and others living in building who might have had contact with him? 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  19. Toddler Seriously? The trains have to be decontaminated? Well, at least there will be a day or two where they don't smell like ass. 4 hr 26 min ago (4 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • They should probably make it a habit to clean the trains of bodily fluids. Bodily fluids don't have to be possibly contaminated with Ebola to be fucking disgusting. 4 hr 25 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • where did you hear this? my commute will be f*cked tomorrow. 4 hr 25 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • what happened? he licked, peed or drueled on the train? 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • yes, he licked the poles & seats to claim his. 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  20. Toddler My OCD dh is going to be unbearable until NYC is declared ebola free again. damn. 4 hr 27 min ago (7 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • hows the knee? 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • np- its so sad I am here all the time, but this was not me! My knee is fine (though the black and blue got huge) he is still talking about it. Thaknfully we don't live in NY so he...(more) 4 hr 25 min ago
        isn't freaking about ebola.
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • op - you have an OCD dh too? mine takes Uber every afternoon to get home from work. I don't know how he's going to handle this. 4 hr 18 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
    • up the anxiety meds for a few weeks and he will be fine 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • god I wish he still took meds. gave him performance problems, but there were so many less showers in his life. 4 hr 17 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • did he just post? 4 hr 23 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  21. Toddler Any big news in NYC today? 4 hr 27 min ago (3 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Nope. None, none at all,,, 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • lots of rain 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • the drought is over 4 hr 25 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
  22. Toddler Tipsy and bored - ask me an interesting question 4 hr 28 min ago (29 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • am i pg>? 4 hr 27 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • pee on a stick! 4 hr 25 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
    • post a recent pic of you and well guess your age 4 hr 27 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Have you had anal sex? 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • yeah, maybe once a month but mostly random 4 hr 25 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • You like it? 4 hr 25 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • usually, sometimes just not feeling it but dh doen't push it 4 hr 22 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
            • Yeah you have to be into it 4 hr 21 min ago
              log in or sign up to post a comment
              • guess so but he loves it 4 hr 20 min ago
                log in or sign up to post a comment
                • They all do, do you do an enema? 4 hr 19 min ago
                  log in or sign up to post a comment
                  • ick no 4 hr 18 min ago
                    log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • Lol me either 4 hr 18 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
                  • all? not quite. maybe if that slab of roast beef you have down there wasn as wide as the holland tunnel your dh would need to stick in your shitter 4 hr 18 min ago
                    log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • tell us how you really feel please 4 hr 17 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • Aren't you ladylike? 4 hr 17 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • np. you are seriously delusional if you don't think most men want to ass-fuck a woman. 4 hr 17 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
                      • Dh: 99% of men want to ass-fuck a woman. 4 hr 16 min ago
                        log in or sign up to post a comment
                        • no they dont 4 hr 15 min ago
                          log in or sign up to post a comment
                          • Oh yes they do 4 hr 14 min ago
                            log in or sign up to post a comment
                            • no they dont. 4 hr 14 min ago
                              log in or sign up to post a comment
                        • im guessing youre not a DH, because I am and i can tell you that 99% of guys i know dont want to ass fuck a women 4 hr 13 min ago
                          log in or sign up to post a comment
                          • You are sooooo not a guy 4 hr 10 min ago
                            log in or sign up to post a comment
                        • thank you! i'm a dw but I ain't naive about that at all. 4 hr 12 min ago
                          log in or sign up to post a comment
                      • DH you really dont know what youre talking about 4 hr 15 min ago
                        log in or sign up to post a comment
                    • Something tells me your dh wants it more than most 4 hr 17 min ago
                      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • who is your most favorite person? 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • when is the last time you masturbated? 4 hr 25 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • um, this morning quickly in shower 4 hr 24 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  23. Toddler I guess this ebola thing isn't that bad. These NYC media elites seem to be laughing it off 4 hr 28 min ago (3 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • shouldn't you be changing your glade plugin? Or shopping at Piggly Wiggly? 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • please provide 1-2 examples of NYC media elite laughing it off 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • anderson cooper is similing 4 hr 22 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
  24. Toddler Anyone read The Paying Guests? 4 hr 28 min ago (4 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • the new sara waters? 4 hr 28 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
      • yes 4 hr 25 min ago
        log in or sign up to post a comment
        • I've LOVED all her other books, and couldn't get into this one, read the first hundred pages or so and stopped, may retry 4 hr 23 min ago
          log in or sign up to post a comment
          • it was slow at forst, but had she started the affair 4 hr 15 min ago
            log in or sign up to post a comment
  25. Toddler My Grandparents live in France. I'm thinking of taking our kids and staying with them until this Ebola thing passes. The only thing stopping me is flying on an airplane. 4 hr 29 min ago (9 replies)
    permalink | log in or sign up to post a comment
    • where in France? 4 hr 28 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • md here, with family in europe and I would never do this. crazy. 4 hr 28 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Darwin at work 4 hr 28 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • France has a lot of flights from west africa and a west african immigrant population. they are as likely to host ebola cases. choose a different country 4 hr 28 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • Layover in west Africa, huh 4 hr 27 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • this ebola thing is passing and recurring constantly now, don't move, be aware and practice good hygeine 4 hr 27 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • tres fucking stupid, France is way closer to Africa you idiot 4 hr 27 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • OMG you guys are not going to get ebola 4 hr 26 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
    • vba! 4 hr 24 min ago
      log in or sign up to post a comment
« previous page | next page »