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  1. Toddler ISIS at the border is mostly craven scaremongering but at least the GOP has stepped up from scaring us with starving child refugees. 1 hr 7 min ago (0 replies)
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  2. Toddler I just updated my iPhone 5 to iOS 8, and it says it updated, white hello screen, swipe, put in password, put in iCloud password and it goes back to hello page. repeatedly. I tried...(more) 1 hr 21 min ago (1 reply)
    skipping iCloud portion and it went back to hello page too... then i restarted phone. same thing. what did i do wrong?
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    • iOS 8 is causing trouble for people. google iOS 8 and your phone. it's worst with 4, but maybe someone has a tip for you. 1 hr 8 min ago
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  3. Toddler No really... why are there so many flies in my basement apartment. Have NEVER had this issue and have killed about 10 in the last 30 hours. WTF is going on? 1 hr 22 min ago (15 replies)
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    • You have hatching maggots somewhere. You have to find the egg sac or the maggots. 1 hr 19 min ago
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      • omg, i am going to vomit. How do i find this? WTF? 1 hr 19 min ago
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        • You just have to start looking. Magots are white half in worms that wiggle and move. Truly disgusting. Makes me want to thow up. 1 hr 17 min ago
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      • lololol 1 hr 5 min ago
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    • ^^spiders, i get... but really... flies everywhere. so many they are easy to kill. 1 hr 19 min ago
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      • You have to kill the, all before they mate and lay a other egg sac. 1 hr 18 min ago
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    • This happened to friends. Dead rats in the walls. Call a pest person pronto. 1 hr 17 min ago
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      • what the fuck. i have never seen a rat or a mouse in the 2 years I have lived here. 1 hr 16 min ago
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        • Neither had our friends. They were in the walls. I'm sorry. 1 hr 15 min ago
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    • one of your kids left a fucking peach under the couch cushion. 1 hr 7 min ago
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      • i just checked my entire apartment. i looked for a pull up maybe two yo took off after nap the other day and left, but i just cleaned the apartment too! Washed floors and...(more) 1 hr 3 min ago
        everything! And I just looked for maggots and more flies and nothing. I just get a few every hour or so fly up to my computer screen because all the other lights are on, but when i turn all the lights on i don't see a bunch. About 10 in the last two days. I don't hear anything in my walls, i might die if there are rats. Honestly.
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    • where are you? 1 hr 7 min ago
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  4. Toddler Ok. This Hasidic Jew thing in Ramapo has me so upset! What the hell? I get they're going by the 'rules' but they're perverting them to ruin schooling for thousands! They drag sp....(more) 1 hr 29 min ago (2 replies)
    • Interesting piece on it last weeks This American Life. Available free online. 1 hr 21 min ago
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      • yes. That's what got me started on it, and then reading that and other articles. Such an insane situation. And the special needs kids being used like chips is disgracecful. 1 hr 10 min ago
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  5. Toddler Does eating liver make your liver stronger so you can drink more 1 hr 32 min ago (1 reply)
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    • Yes. In a world where science doesn't matter a lot. 1 hr 9 min ago
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  6. Toddler Why are we giving the Saudis $235 million a year when they are the richest country on the planet and they hold fund raisers for ISIS? 1 hr 35 min ago (12 replies)
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    • Not to mention it was Saudis that funded, planned and committed the crimes of 9/11 1 hr 34 min ago
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      • saudi people, not the saudi government 1 hr 33 min ago
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      • And they behead people every week. It is weird that we are going to spend billions fighting the terrorists that they sponsor 1 hr 32 min ago
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        • Also they are allowed to spend money in our elections and buy up everything in the country 1 hr 31 min ago
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          • np, and yet you have no problem with Israelis having soo much influence 1 hr 29 min ago
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            • Are we spending billions on another war there to stop the terrorist they are funding? 1 hr 21 min ago
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    • the Saudis aren't one person. They have elements in their country that support terrorism but we're giving it to the ones who don't so they are more powerful 1 hr 33 min ago
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      • If they were really our allies they could easily stop funding all these terrorist groups 1 hr 30 min ago
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        • our allies aren't. it's a country of 30 million people, they're not all the same 1 hr 29 min ago
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          • You think they can't control that sort of thing? It is done openly - the rulers support it 1 hr 22 min ago
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            • how many crimes happen in this country every day without the authorities being able to stop it. 1 hr 20 min ago
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              • They have not tried to stop it 1 hr 8 min ago
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  7. Toddler I have a date with a guy from tinder who has an ebay store...like KAtherine Keener in the 40yo Virgin. I laughed when he told me, then had to explain why...(without saying "that...(more) 2 hr 7 min ago (7 replies)
    sounds kind of lame!)
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    • does he also have a real job? 2 hr 5 min ago
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      • it sounds like he also "manages some apartments" so...not really? 2 hr 3 min ago
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        • np-lol i dated a guy like that once. had a bookstore that im fairly cerain was/is not a legal retail space and rents out bad investment property and his parents place. 2 hr ago
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          • nnp, my boyfriend before dh was a "writer". He always wanted to meet for coffee. Because the coffee place he worked at let him drink for free. 1 hr 57 min ago
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            • oh geeze 1 hr 56 min ago
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              • lol yeah that's how I think of it now. But I dated him for 6 months because I was into the free coffee more than I was into him. 1 hr 55 min ago
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    • a lot of people ahve ebay stores. it's a thing. 8 min ago
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  8. Toddler If spanking worked, why would Mitt Romney be thinking about running again? 2 hr 7 min ago (3 replies)
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    • no way he will get the nomination...But in other news, he is a raging narcissist. All attention is good attention 2 hr 6 min ago
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    • OMG not mittens again 2 hr 2 min ago
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    • even if he was guaranteed to not get the nomination he'd have months of travel and accomadation paid for by donors. He'd see the country and do speeches without spending a cent. I...(more) 2 hr ago
      would too if I could.
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  9. Toddler J-Law is totes fucking Gwyneth's ex. I bet Gwyneth hates it....(more) 2 hr 7 min ago (3 replies)
    • i bet she does bjs and I bet Gwyneth didn't. And I know she is waxed and I know Gwyneth isn't so that's a bonus too. J-Law would be so much more fun 2 hr 4 min ago
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      • How do know all this? Besides j law being waxed that is 1 hr 51 min ago
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        • well Gwyneth is about weird food and J-Law is about fun food. And she just seems less fun overall. And I think fun people are more likely to do oral than nonfun people 1 hr 42 min ago
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  10. Toddler Ugh. my heartburn is so bad tonight and I have no idea why. Already took Zantac and Mylanta and I still feel it. 2 hr 24 min ago (10 replies)
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    • Vanilla ice cream 2 hr 23 min ago
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    • is it getting better at least? 2 hr 23 min ago
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      • like lessening a bit? 2 hr 22 min ago
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        • OP: I think so, but it was pretty bad. I would be worried but it's happened to me before so I don't think it's a heart attack, although I did feel it radiate around my body...(more) 2 hr 22 min ago
          earlier.
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          • oof. ive been there. i once had it so bad it made me breathless and i went to the er. i felt so stupid,but at least they told me it was common 2 hr 21 min ago
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            • OP: that's good to hear. I was like how can heartburn hurt this much everywhere? 2 hr 20 min ago
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              • pantaloc 2x a day is the only thing that is working 2 hr 17 min ago
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          • definitely not as severe now but not gone either 2 hr 20 min ago
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            • ^^^I also got my period today so that may be exacerbating things 2 hr 20 min ago
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    • papaya. gaviscon. fervent prayer. 1 hr 38 min ago
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  11. Toddler Greetings from iOS 8, Bitchez. 2 hr 28 min ago (2 replies)
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    • ios 8 is taking 10 years to download 2 hr 19 min ago
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    • It's messed up my Weather ap 2 hr 3 min ago
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  12. Toddler There are some extremely damaged women on this board. 2 hr 28 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Guilty 2 hr 27 min ago
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    • oh im def damaged. im in therapy tho 2 hr 27 min ago
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    • STOP JUDGING ME FOR ENJOYING SPANKINGS 2 hr 11 min ago
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    • Was damaged but addressed my issues. 2 hr 11 min ago
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    • Don't talk about insecure tinypic poster. She's going to be getting help. She's depressed. 2 hr 10 min ago
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  13. Toddler Kind of Fucked up how the plane was never found and we all forgot about it 2 hr 35 min ago (9 replies)
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    • You mean in Lost? 2 hr 32 min ago
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    • they have a new lead on it 2 hr 32 min ago
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      • Oh!what are the details? 2 hr 31 min ago
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        • 56 hard objects in one area of the Indian Ocean that are inconsistent with the ocean floor. 2 hr 29 min ago
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          • I am sure they are going to investigate. Could be a pirate ship 2 hr 27 min ago
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            • or a giant squid 1 hr 41 min ago
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    • oh yeah. Well a lot has happened since then. Another plane crashed. And North was born. And Gaza. And IS. 2 hr 31 min ago
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      • Are they still searching? 2 hr 31 min ago
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        • yeah they're still looking with radar near Australia 2 hr 30 min ago
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  14. Toddler Would your dh have any apprehension about flying a small plane for work? How small is the smallest plane to fly 1500 miles? 2 hr 37 min ago (5 replies)
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    • ^^flying in a small plabe 2 hr 36 min ago
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    • friend's dh just died in a small plane. Against it for now. 2 hr 36 min ago
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      • oh god, really? awful 2 hr 35 min ago
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        • yes, really awful. He was instructor, but both very experienced who died 2 hr 32 min ago
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  15. Toddler Best seasoning? 2 hr 41 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Paprika 2 hr 34 min ago
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    • I like tarragon for chicken salad, Bells seasoning in my stuffing at thanksgiving. My friend makes a rub I love on chicken. I like herbes de provence for a fried egg. Lots of...(more) 2 hr 34 min ago
      black pepper on pasta. I mean, for what?
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    • i love cinnamon 2 hr 30 min ago
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    • Salt 2 hr 27 min ago
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      • This. I could give up every other spice in the world if I had salt. 2 hr 19 min ago
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  16. Toddler Should I just go thru our place and toss tons of stuff. I hate clutter. 2 hr 42 min ago (0 replies)
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  17. Toddler Who has a true celebrity secret? 2 hr 45 min ago (30 replies)
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    • what do you call a celebrity secret? 2 hr 45 min ago
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      • gossip I guess 2 hr 44 min ago
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        • no gossip, nothing super crazy. i had sex with rob pattinson. i mean... i know what his dick looks like and how he was before super famous... no gossip. 2 hr 42 min ago
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          • Are you also insecure tinypic poster? Would make sense 2 hr 33 min ago
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            • Right? They both always freaking post the same shit. Broken records. 2 hr 31 min ago
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            • hey, i am tiny pic poster and not me, and i am aware I post too much! leave me out of this. i have no celebrity gossip. they don't want to have sex with me. 2 hr 30 min ago
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              • omg, you can even manage to weave your insecurity into a celebrity gossip post. My god. 2 hr 28 min ago
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                • Trying not to LOL in bed next to DH. -NP 2 hr 26 min ago
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    • Justin Theroux made ugly cardboard cutout anime figures with huge boobs as a sculpture project in college. 2 hr 44 min ago
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      • Ha did you go to bennington? 2 hr 41 min ago
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        • yep. 2 hr 39 min ago
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          • What was he like back then? 2 hr 38 min ago
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            • Cocky? School of 400 people, never noticed him much or said a word to him other than other people thought he was hot. 2 hr 32 min ago
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              • I went to high school with him. He was in my little brother's class. They were friends at one point. 2 hr 30 min ago
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                • what was he like?...(more) 2 hr 29 min ago
                  Did you make out?
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                  • ha ha. no. he was 4 years younger. I really don't know. I'll have to ask my bro. I don't think he was very popular though. 2 hr 27 min ago
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                    • well he made up for lost time in college and after. 2 hr 26 min ago
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                • ^^ buxton? My step brother was in school with him there 2 hr 27 min ago
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                  • were y'all rich? 2 hr 26 min ago
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                    • The 80s were different 2 hr 24 min ago
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                      • that's true. Even I was rich in the 80s. 2 hr 19 min ago
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                  • no. it's a small private school in DC. 2 hr 26 min ago
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                    • ^^^actually, now that you are asking, maybe it was elementary school they went to together. Not 100% sure. but, they were friends growing up in DC. 2 hr 25 min ago
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                    • I guess he went to buxton later 2 hr 25 min ago
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                      • OR: probably. pretty sure he did go to my high school at least for a while. 2 hr 23 min ago
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                        • ^^^his family is all academics -- his uncle is the writer Paul Theroux 2 hr 22 min ago
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      • He didnt study acting? 2 hr 38 min ago
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        • he did but you can do a lot of shit. 2 hr 32 min ago
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    • I think if we do, we are friends with that person and wouldn't tell 2 hr 33 min ago
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    • Prince is short. 2 hr 31 min ago
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  18. Toddler Do you like this cut?...(more) 2 hr 49 min ago (14 replies)
    • no. too messy 2 hr 48 min ago
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      • op- hmm, loved the messy. i like messy hair. 2 hr 46 min ago
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        • I like it 2 hr 45 min ago
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        • i guess we have different tastes. i bet you could rock it. this is sort of wha ti like for shorter...(more) 2 hr 43 min ago
          • thats a very specific TYPE of girl and I would look really silly like that, I also work a messy job, messy hair is much easier, and I more resemble katie holmes, nothing even...(more) 2 hr 41 min ago
            close to that girl. lol
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            • then that hair would look great on you 2 hr 41 min ago
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            • What's your job 2 hr 28 min ago
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    • very cute 2 hr 47 min ago
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    • I have that cut, it's great for dead straight hair.. Bad for any other kind of hair 2 hr 37 min ago
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      • op- my hair is thinner, and it is wavy-ish... the bottoms are wavy, but the shorter it is the straighter it is. 2 hr 35 min ago
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  19. Toddler Need help! And pls no flames. I'm a class mom and need to send out a note to all the kids. I've typed it up and want to know if there is a way to have my shirt message print many...(more) 2 hr 53 min ago (3 replies)
    Imes on one page so I dot have to waste so much paper?t
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    • /um, copy it and paste it a bunch of times into your document then print 2 hr 51 min ago
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      • omg I'm so tired. Thank you so simple! 2 hr 44 min ago
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  20. Toddler Kid #1 has high functioning autism but doing well. Kid #2 is NT. I want 3 but afraid #3 will have "serious" autism. Feel like I should stop while I'm ahead. WDYT? 2 hr 53 min ago (9 replies)
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    • very p e Ronald choice. faced with same thing, I had #3. but stopping at 2 is perfectly reasonable. 2 hr 49 min ago
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    • Do you work? How much can you emotionally, physically, financial my provide? With special needs kids can you provide the support you need? 2 hr 48 min ago
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      • I work p/t (mostly from home). I could easily deal with another NT kid. But a kid with issues is going to be very hard on the family. I am being honest. 2 hr 44 min ago
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        • What does dh say? 2 hr 43 min ago
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          • he could go either way and I'm really the decider on this one. 2 hr 40 min ago
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            • How old are dcs? 2 hr 36 min ago
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              • Np. How old are you two makes a huge difference too 2 hr 35 min ago
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    • My #3 is a net-zero kid. So very easy compared to the other 2. 2 hr 47 min ago
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    • Do ivf to have a girl. 2 hr 14 min ago
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  21. Toddler I like calling dh "daddy" in bed and I like being submissive and getting spanked. What worries me is what our kids (teens) would think if they accidently caught us doing that kind...(more) 2 hr 59 min ago (6 replies)
    of thing. It would be more embarrassing than regular sex
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    • no one cares, it won't traumatize them, and i doubt you even care about this. you just want to post about being spanked and calling dh "daddy" like thousands of other couples...(more) 2 hr 56 min ago
      don't do exactly this. zzzzzzzzzz
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      • it is not that common. I'm adventurous in bed 2 hr 53 min ago
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        • ^ and i think it could be shocking if they saw me getting a spanking 2 hr 53 min ago
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          • nah. spanking is tame as hell 2 hr 53 min ago
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        • there are billions of people on the planet. its common 2 hr 53 min ago
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    • get a lock on your door. I think that would be traumatizing to them. 2 hr 48 min ago
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  22. Toddler I don't want to micromanage, but dh has the kids out at an As game and I think he should probably come home ASAP. 3 hr 1 min ago (8 replies)
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    • IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD IF THEY DONT 2 hr 58 min ago
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      • It is going to make for a really shitty morning. 2 hr 57 min ago
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        • Yeah, but going to the game with their Dad is a special occasion. I wouldn't make a big deal of it. 2 hr 56 min ago
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          • True. I don't think I have had a weekday evening home alone since 2003. 2 hr 55 min ago
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            • Then you, my friend should sit back and enjoy :) 2 hr 54 min ago
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          • and just plan for early dinner/bed tomorrow 2 hr 55 min ago
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            • Littlest (5) has her first ever swim lesson tomorrow at 7. Planning for a drive around the block and nap after school. 2 hr 54 min ago
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              • okay, so you know it could be a tough morning. Do everything to prepare and support every one through it. Breathe, if it is stressing you out. 2 hr 30 min ago
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  23. Toddler Any LA screenwriting people on? 3 hr 4 min ago (1 reply)
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    • ^ If so, do you know of the Page Awards for writing - thoughts? 3 hr 4 min ago
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  24. Toddler What's the best talk show on right now - or what else should i be watching? 3 hr 4 min ago (2 replies)
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  25. Toddler Any good documentary recs on Netflix? 3 hr 7 min ago (0 replies)
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