Toddler

  1. Toddler My poor 18.5yo cat is pretty much blind according to my vet. So sad for him 1 min ago (0 replies)
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  2. Toddler My sister is taking my Dcs overnight. My ds has been waking so f'ing early I'm so thrilled , Dh and I have such little sleep we are miserable so this overnight couldn't come at a...(more) 1 min ago (0 replies)
    Bette time. I sent Dh a note bc he's at work telling him the great news. He replies with something so f'ing annoying (and slightly predicable)- yeah that's nice but we are having gusts over Sunday (his brother and wife!) so dd never gets enough sleep, goes to bed too early. It's not the best timing. I was like- wtf do you think she will do? Start spitting and cursing at them bc she's tired? I told him to make his own plans for the night. I'm so pissed. He never makes us a priority
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  3. Toddler How is you dh's penis? 1 min ago (3 replies)
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    • Fine thanks. Yours? 1 min ago
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    • Fine, thank you. How is your? 15 sec ago
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    • I is good, youz? 9 sec ago
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  4. Toddler My 4yo is super small, like 10 %. He is playing soccer and is just killing it every single game. Today the coach would start him way back but before any other kids even got...(more) 4 min ago (14 replies)
    started good he would be halfway down the field with the ball. It happened over and over! He scored like 6 goals. He does this every game. They take him out so the other kids can score too, which of course I totally appreciate because I don't want to tell him to lay off. I am just enjoying this so much because everything else with him has been so hard!
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    • awww -- that's awesome.... 4 min ago
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    • 4yos play already? 3 min ago
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      • np: not in my town. No scrimmages until 1st grade 2 min ago
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    • some of the fastest kids in hockey and soccer are the smallest. They can weave in and out of the other players. 3 min ago
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      • That's what he does. He gets in the middle of them and gets the ball away. He is a madman on the soccer field 2 min ago
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        • aw, that's great. So fun to watch 2 min ago
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    • Good thing the coaches are taking him out and giving the other kids a chance. He is supposed to play his position and not showboat. 3 min ago
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      • do 4yos pass? 2 min ago
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        • Op: no, they haven't learned that at all yet 2 min ago
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      • He is too little to understand about showboating Delores. 2 min ago
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      • at 4 yo they don't usually play 'positions'...it's usually 3v3 or 4v4 with no goalie. 1 min ago
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        • Op: yes, that's what this is. They play 4 on 4, no goalies, just rushing the ball, etc 27 sec ago
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      • there are no positions at this age 44 sec ago
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    • our 4 yo do a jamboree of sorts. a little 3 on 3 scrimmage at the end of practicing and doing fun drills 1 min ago
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  5. Toddler Have been on no carb for 11 days, am doing great, not hungry, have unbloated, feel better all aound. But today 2nd day of period, I NEED Ben and Jerry. I know I can't but what is...(more) 5 min ago (8 replies)
    happening to me. pls talk me down- help me stay on course
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    • have you lost weight? 4 min ago
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      • 6 lbs...(more) 2 min ago
        and just cause I know your next question: started at 126 ; 5'2"
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        • nice! do you eat dairy? 2 min ago
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          • only eggs, i have 2 every morning. no cheese, milk, yoghurt 1 min ago
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        • Np: congrats! are you trying to lose more or maintain? 49 sec ago
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    • I'd have the ice cream, it's not bread or pasta. 4 min ago
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    • just have some 4 min ago
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  6. Toddler I want to eat out iggy azalea. Her album ignorant art (her older one) is so fucking awesome 5 min ago (2 replies)
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    • okaaaaay 5 min ago
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    • Of all my crazy thoughts, this one is not one I could ever have. 4 min ago
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  7. Toddler Dh here: I am depressed. I feel as I am playing out the string with the rest of my life. 6 min ago (17 replies)
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    • is that orchestral or sports reference? it's unfamiliar to me. 5 min ago
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      • Sports. It means you are finishing out the season after having been mathematically eliminated from the play-offs. 4 min ago
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    • I am here too much. That said, I'm sorry you feel that way. Do you exercise regularly? 5 min ago
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      • I try but usually fail. 4 min ago
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        • np you can 4 min ago
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          • ^^&can't fail exercise! Just get out and do something 30 minutes a day 3 min ago
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    • go away dh 5 min ago
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    • Sometimes life feels like that? What would you like to do w your remaining days? 5 min ago
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      • Honestly. Live above a bar, eat wings, drink beer and stumble home at night. 3 min ago
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        • Op: and even that seems boring to me. 2 min ago
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          • you need meaning in your life. Are you at all religious ? Start attending sevices. Volunteer. Get a hobby. Life is too short to feel this way or drink yourself to death 1 min ago
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          • You might want some better goals. What did you used to like to do? 1 min ago
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        • do as much of that as you can because after awhile it will get old. Btdt 1 min ago
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    • do something about it. get on meds. Exercise. Set a professional goal. 4 min ago
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      • Rather not. 44 sec ago
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        • then you will likely stay miserable 24 sec ago
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  8. Toddler I am reading a halloween story to 3rd graders on friday and i am going scary. I got an RL stine short story book 7 min ago (2 replies)
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  9. Toddler I'm watching boyhood and what's up with all the buzz around it??? 8 min ago (5 replies)
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    • Are you waiting for a typical plot ? That's not the point of the movie. 7 min ago
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    • that was an incredible movie. 7 min ago
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    • don't you just hate the mom? 3 min ago
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      • what? no! she made some mistakes with men but they weren't bad when she married them. She was doing the best that she could with no help from dad except to take them for weekends...(more) 2 min ago
        once in a while (though he changed)
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    • i loved that movie. i thought it was so real and also there was an authenticity about it that lacks in a lot of other films. 3 min ago
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  10. Toddler I wanted to try to make a new friend...(more) 8 min ago (11 replies)
    , so I offered this other mom to help outfit her for a hike. I was willing to invest time and gas money toward a friendship. It went awful. She was absolutely helpless, whining the whole time, annoying, then slept the whole ride home. She was supposed to return some of the equipment she borrowed, but that didn't happen either. Now I know how a guy feels when they pay for dinner and don't get laid.
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    • ick run for the hills!! 6 min ago
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      • Just really pissed that on top of enduring her a full day, I'm out some equipment....(more) 5 min ago
        maybe 50 bucks worth but still.
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        • Has she disappeared with it? Call her and tell you want it back. 4 min ago
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        • indid this for a new friend earlier this year too and regret it but it was a learning experience for me 4 min ago
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          • OP...I'm going to call it a life lesson. But , this is the first time I can relate to guys who take women out on a date and get nothin'. 3 min ago
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            • lol I never had that association but definitely thought to myself that now I can see why she's single even though she's attractive. Guys take her out once and never again. Now...(more) 1 min ago
              it's obvious why. She's a complete pain in the ass.
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    • I guess you chose the wrong person to befriend! 6 min ago
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      • Yeah, dumb me...we seemed to have the "enjoying nature" thing in common. 5 min ago
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    • Sounds like hiking wasn't her thing. She should have been honest (and nicer). 5 min ago
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      • And returned my stuff!!! THat is insult to injury that I will either have to shake her down or replace them myself. 4 min ago
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        • I'd give her a call and say you're sorry she didn't like hiking and when would it be a good time for you to swing by and get your stuff? 1 min ago
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  11. Toddler Thoughts on nerium? 8 min ago (1 reply)
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  12. Toddler I'm in south Africa right now and have heard of the "k" word. What the hell does that mean? Anyone know? 9 min ago (6 replies)
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  13. Toddler I can't wait til this comes in the mail...(more) 9 min ago (0 replies)
  14. Toddler Period due Friday - unprotected sex today. Unlikely it will result in a pg, right? 28 day cycles. 11 min ago (0 replies)
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  15. Toddler My dog ate a mouse. Should I take her to the vet? 11 min ago (8 replies)
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    • no. normal dog behavior 11 min ago
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    • my daughter's dog always gets pretty sick when she does this, and vet has given her some special food to help her heal her gut. 7 min ago
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    • why? 5 min ago
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      • First dog. Never had one as a kid. I'm being careful. 5 min ago
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    • A terrier? 3 min ago
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    • Dogs eat some unspeakable stuff. A mouse is normal. I mean, who wants to eat a fly? Dogs, that's who. 1 min ago
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  16. Toddler Wow, that actress died of alcoholism? And they never knew until it was too late? 13 min ago (3 replies)
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  17. Toddler This post has been disliked 4 times. showNext week at this time jessa Duggar will have a dick in her. Do you think her fiancé is a virgin? 14 min ago (7 replies)
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    • why on earth would anyone care? 13 min ago
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      • I agree but I guess people do care because they have a lucrative show. 12 min ago
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        • you keep it popular by talking about it 8 min ago
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    • I bet they are wild in the sack 12 min ago
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      • She's all about the anal 10 min ago
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    • Vulgar 11 min ago
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    • you care too much about this 9 min ago
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  18. Toddler I really like the coach legacy styles- the bags that the same styles as the originals. Are they ybm approved? 15 min ago (2 replies)
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    • i buy old coach bags on etsy, the same ones my mom carried. i love them. 14 min ago
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    • No, Coach is looked down upon 1 min ago
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  19. Toddler Need creative help. I am involved in the Halloween party at my kid's school. My part is fortune teller/palm reader. What "spooky" things can I say? I was thinking of seeing...(more) 15 min ago (22 replies)
    lots of homework, poor results on the next math test, but what else? Thanks.
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    • Not grades. 14 min ago
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    • Do NOT use poor results on math test! Who ARE you? 14 min ago
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      • Claire from Princeton 13 min ago
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    • how old? Wgen dd and her riends play at reading palms, they'll say they see that person having 6 kids as an adult, becoming rich, having an exciting trip or job 14 min ago
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      • it's supposed to be spooky/scary 13 min ago
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        • having 6 kids would be pretty scary to me, lol. But, I'd steer clear of "spooky" fortunes. I could really see that backfiring 12 min ago
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          • right. she should stick to spooky/silly, not things that are upsetting 11 min ago
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          • you guys are lame 7 min ago
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    • bad. don't go there 14 min ago
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    • I wouldn't say poor math results. 14 min ago
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    • Raisins instead of candy 13 min ago
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    • Those are bad news, not spooky. 13 min ago
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    • Step in dog poop. 13 min ago
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    • Kids can take things to heart the wrong way. Approach with caution. 12 min ago
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    • OMG, do NOT predict anything bad...that's awful! Funny is OK (like lots of homework, or a sibling will use all the hot water so they end up with a cold shower) 12 min ago
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      • ^or something llke "I predict you will see a pigeon (or squirrel ) in the next week 10 min ago
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      • love the hot water, anything else? 10 min ago
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    • Omg 11 min ago
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    • I don't like this. I agree with predict silly things instead. 6 min ago
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    • I see your next practice getting raining out 2 min ago
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  20. Toddler What are the health risks of women being underweight? My sister is and has always been underweight, she just was never a big eater and is tiny 15 min ago (12 replies)
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    • osteoporosis, trouble conceiving 15 min ago
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    • osteoporosis is the biggest. 15 min ago
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    • Higher mortality than normal weight 14 min ago
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    • don't they live longer? calorie restrictors... 14 min ago
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      • Np: no. The opposite. 13 min ago
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        • two different issues. 12 min ago
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          • What? 12 min ago
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            • the study that was done that correlates earlier death to low body weight did not control for people who lost weight after a lengthy illness, etc. CRs DO live longer 10 min ago
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              • ^osteoporosis is the real issue here 10 min ago
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      • calorie restrictors do live longer. but that is different from being underweight i think 3 min ago
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    • when they get sick they have no reserves. go from bad to worse faster 12 min ago
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    • osteoporosis 9 min ago
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  21. Toddler What's for dinner? 15 min ago (3 replies)
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  22. Toddler I have to glue a ton of feathers to a shirt for dd's costume (she'll help) Best way to do this? Glue gun? 15 min ago (3 replies)
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    • fabric glue 13 min ago
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    • big trap. put t-shirt on. spread feathers out. paint glue all over t-shirt. roll around 13 min ago
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    • Yes. Nothing else holds as well 10 min ago
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  23. Toddler Say what you will but at the end of the day, the car you drive, the bag you carry, the shoes you wear, where your dc go to school, where you live etc really do make a difference,...(more) 17 min ago (38 replies)
    the difference between people giving you the time of day or not, they also open the door to social circles, friends, business opoortunities etc
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    • Only if that's all you have to offer. 16 min ago
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      • Np. Quit kidding yourself 14 min ago
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        • Oh, I'm not. I've lived in both worlds and most people who really have something to offer disdain the gaudy, nouveau life OP describes. 13 min ago
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        • i agree with her 12 min ago
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    • no of course not 16 min ago
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    • Ugh, no. Where I live and what I do for a living maybe but the car I drive or bag I carry? No! 16 min ago
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      • And if it does, I don't want to hang around with those kind of people. 15 min ago
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      • You guys are do consumed with your denial that you can't see that op's blanket statement is quite true. I suspect the harsh reality is too much for mist if you. 13 min ago
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        • you don't know any wasps 12 min ago
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        • What you're describing is the insecurity of the newly and temporarily rich. 11 min ago
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        • no one where i live cares about the bag you are carrying. 11 min ago
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        • only for people who also care about that shit. it's so freeing not to 11 min ago
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          • Exactly. Maybe I was raised differently than op and her ilk. 10 min ago
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        • np-in what way is it true? I'd have to have examples. Dh and I did not get our jobs through connections or the cars we drive... 5 min ago
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    • That's should be your tag line for real housewives of insecurville 16 min ago
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    • maybe, but it does not make a difference as far as being happy, successful, a positive contributor to this world and a good friend and neighbor. and those are the things that...(more) 16 min ago
      really matter imo.
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    • you may think that way. i do not. 15 min ago
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    • sure. I'm really not interested in being friends w/ somebody who wears a 20k bag and drives an 80k car 15 min ago
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      • this. i actually probably wouldn't be able to spot the 20k bag though... 10 min ago
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      • why? i'm pretty low income. i don't judge someone for having more than i do, or spending their money in a way i wouldn't, or can't. you sound as silly as the op to me 6 min ago
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    • those who would judge me in that manner aren't worth my time, or worrying about. sure, that kind of closed mind exists, but it's not my problem. 15 min ago
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    • You sound hot. Can you say that again, but purr at the end? Tia 14 min ago
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    • You live a sad life if yhis is true for you. 14 min ago
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    • where you go to school, sure..but not material possessions..... 14 min ago
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      • That's not what she said. She said that where her kids go to school opens doors for HER. 12 min ago
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    • lol. get out of the bubble 12 min ago
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    • Are you that judgmental yourself? I think it's so limiting to be judgmental. 11 min ago
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    • maybe in your circle. but every circle is different 10 min ago
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    • do you want to fit into those social circles and friend groups? 9 min ago
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    • I can say that none of this matters remotely in my life. 9 min ago
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      • same. it's just not my life. maybe it's hers. 7 min ago
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      • ditto. 7 min ago
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    • Ill give you the where u live and where dc go to school but not the others 9 min ago
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      • ^but what is funny is that most people who truly have all of these things couldn't give a shit about career connections, social status etc bc they already have what they want and...(more) 7 min ago
        aren't pathetic STIVERS
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    • The BAG??? Oh hell yah, I'm going shopping NOW> 6 min ago
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    • LOLOLOL. SO glad I don't know you. 5 min ago
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    • How has your bag helped you in life, and what is it? 50 sec ago
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  24. Toddler What business should I start to make it rich? 18 min ago (8 replies)
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    • a pyramid scheme 17 min ago
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    • Rich rich, or just secure/comfortable? I think there is a lot of money in helping aging boomers with various things 16 min ago
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      • Rich rich but not overnight, I've got tons of time 15 min ago
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        • I think there is a huge opportunity coming (starting now with the oldest boomers) to essentially consult with them on healthcare, living arrangements, help them to navigate...(more) 11 min ago
          insurance/medicare/elder care/accessibility in their homes, etc.
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          • This is such a smart idea. 9 min ago
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            • ^^ also smart is an estate sale company 9 min ago
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    • A time machine to make your relatives robber barons 16 min ago
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  25. Toddler What do you think of this coat? I have it in blue (not available anymore) size 14. I love the color I have, love the style too, not sure it looks great on me....(more) 20 min ago (9 replies)
    • It is so funny that you asked this. I am a size 12/14 and just yesterday I was considering buying this! Do you like it? Is it too long on you? 20 min ago
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      • p.s. can't decide what color to get! i always get navy but i'd like something lighter that doesn't show dog hair! 18 min ago
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        • red or camel! 18 min ago
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          • yeah, camel is what i am considering. it looks really good on my skin tone (auburn hair, freckles) 17 min ago
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    • i really like it 19 min ago
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    • the red is nice 19 min ago
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    • Side profile is nice. 17 min ago
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    • waste of money. get it at Macys for 100 17 min ago
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    • I think from the back she looks really hunchback or slouchy shoulders and I think it's the coat - not her. 7 min ago
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