Toddler

  1. Toddler Wonder who they're going to get to clean this mess up!...(more) 14 sec ago (0 replies)
  2. Toddler What ever happened to dry hump mom? 49 sec ago (2 replies)
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    • she's here on wednesdays 25 sec ago
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    • good question! 13 sec ago
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  3. Toddler Things I learned today: there is a shake shack in Moscow. 1 min ago (0 replies)
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  4. Toddler Ugh dd, she comes don to do her homework sit down and literally 1 minute later annouces that she is done. I ask her about her math homework and she say " oh I forgot" 1 min ago (2 replies)
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  5. Toddler Considering how many hoops an actual restaurant has to go through to get a liquor license, it is ABSURD that fraternities can have parties where unlimited alcohol is served mere...(more) 1 min ago (3 replies)
    steps away from so many bedrooms.
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    • yet its been happening for decades 1 min ago
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    • Pssssst, they're not supposed to do it. 57 sec ago
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    • I don't think they're technically *allowed* by law 34 sec ago
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  6. Toddler WTF is wrong with ex h? i told him I don't want the tablet here in my house bc 9 yo ds is addicted to it. He always "forgets" and sends it over with ds when he bring him here. 2 min ago (6 replies)
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    • Don't send it back 1 min ago
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    • take it away? what's the issue? your arms don't work? 1 min ago
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      • i don't need the battle. why can't he just keep it at his house? why is everything on me?? 43 sec ago
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        • just take it and put it away . problem solved. 12 sec ago
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  7. Toddler What does "strange fruit" mean? 2 min ago (8 replies)
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    • As in the Blues/Jazz song? 2 min ago
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    • not you 1 min ago
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    • its from that ella fitzgerald song where she refers to blackpeople hanging from trees as "strange fruit" 1 min ago
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      • wrong. it's Billie Holiday 1 min ago
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      • Billie! Not Ella. Love Ella, but it wasn't her tune. 9 sec ago
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    • it's horrible: lynched black men hanging from trees 1 min ago
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      • They left the bodies there as a warning to other blacks to stay in their place. Or else 14 sec ago
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    • trees in the south have strange fruit: blood on the leaves, blood on the roots 5 sec ago
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  8. Toddler When someone posts "I cant believe 2 min ago (5 replies)
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    • they are lying 2 min ago
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    • they are saying Ferguson is innocent!" i just completely shut down. If you don't even know what the hell you are posting about just don't... 1 min ago
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      • and this was not a fb friend this was on the comments of Brian Williams Facebook page 1 min ago
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        • people are very very stupid 44 sec ago
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    • yes 1 min ago
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  9. Toddler Gravy with thanksgiving dinner yes or no? 3 min ago (13 replies)
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    • no, cranberry sauce 3 min ago
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    • Yes 2 min ago
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    • yes of course 2 min ago
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    • Of course. 2 min ago
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    • It's ESSENTIAL 2 min ago
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    • Yes,, absolutely 2 min ago
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    • of course - turkey is dry, you need the gravy 2 min ago
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      • Plus, it's delicious--on the mashed potatoes, on the stuffing. Very important. 1 min ago
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        • of course -i'd give up stuffing before i'd give up gravy 1 min ago
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    • of course 1 min ago
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    • of course 1 min ago
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    • I be all like, hells yes! 55 sec ago
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  10. Toddler How come pizza and bagels are horrible in most of the US?> 3 min ago (10 replies)
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    • It's h water! 3 min ago
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    • the water used for the dough 3 min ago
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    • Why is most mexican food horrible in Manhattan? 3 min ago
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    • they say it is the water. but it's not. 2 min ago
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    • The presence of Jews is required to drive demand for good bagels 2 min ago
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    • i believe it's the water, everything else can be controlled. 1 min ago
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  11. Toddler These potato chips are GLUTEN FREE 3 min ago (4 replies)
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    • of course. most are 3 min ago
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      • you're right. i don't know why i got so excited 1 min ago
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    • REALLY? i'm gonna get some 2 min ago
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    • These pretzles are making me thirsty 2 min ago
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  12. Toddler So please tell me what type of life you inbred hero will have now?? He has a target on his back as he should.Are one of you going to take him in? 3 min ago (4 replies)
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    • ^your 3 min ago
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    • calling him inbred is really ridiculous. What is wrong with you? 2 min ago
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      • op; The shoe fits.Hes scum and I hope he and his family never find any peace 43 sec ago
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    • you have a serious problem. get help 1 min ago
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  13. Toddler Late to the game again but just getting into The Killing - LOVE IT. 5 min ago (5 replies)
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    • the detectives are great, but it's just so damn grim 4 min ago
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      • but it's steady grimm. Not in your face grimm... 3 min ago
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    • that first season was addictive 4 min ago
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    • ITA. I did too. Holder is the best 4 min ago
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  14. Toddler My trainer keeps going on and on about how all these sitting jobs are killing people's bodies and causing muscle imbalance 5 min ago (8 replies)
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    • correct 5 min ago
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    • i see a lot of people with imbalanced bodies carrying heavy bags. 4 min ago
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      • what do you mean imbalanced bodies? 3 min ago
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        • a purse or bag over 1 shoulder/arm makes you lift that shoulder to keep it up. 2 min ago
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    • my click finger is getting very toned 3 min ago
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      • my fingers are quite skinny for my plump body 2 min ago
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      • i bet my click finger can win war of thumbs..gets so much exercise 2 min ago
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    • I just got a standing desk. I spend about half my day standing now and half sitting. I can tell the difference too 51 sec ago
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  15. Toddler What is your Thanksgiving menu if you are hosting? 6 min ago (12 replies)
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    • turkey, stuffing, vegetables, salad, various breads, antipasti, dessert. 6 min ago
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    • turkey, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, green beans, roasted carrots, brussels sprouts, rolls and pie 5 min ago
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      • ^^ and stuffing, of course 5 min ago
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    • shrimp cocktail 5 min ago
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    • super traditional-turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, cornbread dressing, green beans, sweet potato cassarole, cranberry sauce, rolls, pecan, pumpkin and apple pies. Cheesecake...(more) 5 min ago
      and lots of awesome apps..oh and whiskey sours and wine
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    • champagne 4 min ago
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      • sounds good. when it dinner? 1 min ago
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    • turkey, gravy, stuffing, mashed potato, sweet potato, brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, rolls, salad, pies, brownies, blondies 4 min ago
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    • oysters and caviar 2 min ago
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      • you, me and champagne poster should get together. 1 min ago
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    • apps: olives, cheese/crackers, nut mix, fall sangria; dinner: turkey, cranberry sauce, cornbread stuffing, mashed potato casserole, green bean casserole, kale salad with...(more) 1 min ago
      cranberries and pumpkin seeds, gravy; desserts: bourbon pumpkin pie, maple cream pie, salted mud pie. I think thats it
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  16. Toddler Kosher moms: what can I use as a substitute for milk in a corn bread recipe? 7 min ago (11 replies)
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    • water 6 min ago
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    • can I use almond milk??? 5 min ago
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      • you will taste the almond milk. 4 min ago
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        • will it be as good with water? 4 min ago
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          • the water may not thicken it as much 4 min ago
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    • Soy milk 4 min ago
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      • any other options??? 3 min ago
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        • Non dairy creamer, maybe the tofutti brand "sour cream" 1 min ago
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    • non dairy creamer - that is what my Mom always used 3 min ago
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      • This, my SIL puts it in every.thing. 1 min ago
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        • my mom used dairy rich or something , it came in a carton - like a milk carton 43 sec ago
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  17. Toddler Any recs for a great brunch spot for 20-25 people, not too $$$ but great food in Manhattan? Open to all areas. 8 min ago (7 replies)
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    • brunch is for jerks 7 min ago
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      • it is a monthly event for a group 7 min ago
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    • That's a lot of people. 7 min ago
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      • it is and we do it every month so it is hard to find new locations 6 min ago
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        • Not being snarky -- why don't you just stick with one place? 3 min ago
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          • want to be fair because people come from all over NY 2 min ago
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    • ugh i love brunch, but i rather sleep in more 4 min ago
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  18. Toddler I hope i get lots of free wine this year...worked with lots of new vendors for my job!..bring it! LOL 8 min ago (0 replies)
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  19. Toddler Elie Tahari just offered 30% off a $750 purchase for Black Friday. Um, you can do better than that! 9 min ago (1 reply)
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    • Yeah by buying that stuff from marshalls and ross 8 min ago
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  20. Toddler This post has been disliked 6 times. showI can't believe Hurricane Sandy was a big deal for the NE. It would be nothing here in the South. it wasn't even a category 1 10 min ago (21 replies)
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    • it was tge combination of high tide and the storm surge 9 min ago
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    • It destroyed so many peoples homes, that never happens here, that is why its a big deal 9 min ago
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    • Get back to me when you lose power for 11 days. 9 min ago
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    • shut up - signed, southerner 9 min ago
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    • it's about preparation. the south thinks an inch of snow is a disaster. that snowfall in atlanta stopped everything. northerners laughed 8 min ago
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    • certainly you wouldn't have had big tunnels and subway flooding because you don't have those 8 min ago
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    • I live in the South. It could be a problem for Charleston, combined with a high tide. 8 min ago
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    • Since my home burnt to the ground, it was kind of a big deal. 8 min ago
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    • it was all about the flooding 8 min ago
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    • FL mom and you really cannot be smug about that, every storm and circumstances are different. 7 min ago
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    • Which is ironic bc when the snow started falling and it was barely a crust, the crew fixing my power from Georgia said, "This here snow would shut us down, ma'am." 7 min ago
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    • well, we had a 100 year old tree fall on our house, blocking our car in the garage (the other we had moved to another location to be safe) and then there was no power for about a...(more) 7 min ago
      a week and the gas stations all ran out of gas. How often does that happen where you live?
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      • np - They don't have trees in the south 6 min ago
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      • oh god, I'm just remembering that gas disaster. no gas anywhere and we were trapped 1 min ago
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    • One inch of snow & you people fall apart. 7 min ago
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    • it wasnt the wind, it was the storm surge combined with a high tide. It was a 100 year flood . Places that had not flooded since they were built int he 1920's and 30's were...(more) 7 min ago
      flooded to their first floors.
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    • and you wonder why people think we (southerners) are all dumb... 7 min ago
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      • BEST POST of the day!!!! 6 min ago
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    • furthermore, millions of people MILLIONS were without power. you dont have millions in your county. 6 min ago
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    • You wouldn't have liked the power line carrying 120 volts lying in the street in front of my house for 9 days. 5 min ago
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    • it was being without electricity and heat for 2 weeks and not being able to get gas for the car bc all the gas stations ran out of gas 4 min ago
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  21. Toddler Stupid question probably but my kids want to listen to music in the house and I don't want them on the computer or YouTube all the time. Just buy an old fashioned radio, right? I...(more) 10 min ago (21 replies)
    don't want to buy a bunch of their songs on iTunes.
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    • I'd buy a subscription to spotify. I am anti-ads 9 min ago
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    • Yeah, or get them a spotify account and do a bluetooth speaker to stream. 9 min ago
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      • But then they're on my laptop and ds just starts doing other stuff (Netflix, minecraft etc) 8 min ago
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        • True. I have a smart tv (smarter than me, apparently) that i can play local radio stations on. My kids just turn that on to the local pop station and let er rip. Or, yes, they...(more) 6 min ago
          use my phone or computer to do a Spotify playlist, but they're not on it that much; they set the playlist and then forget about the technology and rock outl
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          • Ok got it. This is what I'll do. Thanks!!! 3 min ago
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            • ^playlists, I mean. We have wireless speakers so this should work 3 min ago
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        • DS has a stripped down iTouch. All he has are audio books and Pandora 6 min ago
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          • Ahh ok. So no browser. This is what I should do when I get a new phone. Thanks! 4 min ago
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            • Yup; so easy. He gets his iTouch and I get peace of mind he's not off doing something he shouldn't. 3 min ago
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    • i have xm, tons of kids channels on that 9 min ago
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    • You don't have a radio? 8 min ago
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      • Actually no. We haven't for a long time. 7 min ago
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      • Are you 59? 6 min ago
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        • OR: NO, I have to be eligible for senior citizen benefits to own a radio? 3 min ago
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    • how old? just put on Pandora on Roku 8 min ago
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      • that is what we do 7 min ago
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        • So you just have it on your phone or iPad and hooked up to speakers but they don't sit there with it? 6 min ago
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    • Pandora 8 min ago
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    • we bought one pandora account and share it on 3 devices.. also directv has music on channel 814 7 min ago
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    • you can listen to the radio through your computer. just plug it in to a speaker 1 min ago
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  22. Toddler Sigh. DH and I had sex last night. We use condoms. He took the sheets off the bed this morning and put them in the wash, and nanny dried them and put them back on the bed. Empty...(more) 10 min ago (38 replies)
    and obviously open condom wrapper left on bedside table. Very obvious. Nothing else on his side table besides lamp. Is this very rude of us? At least he threw out the condom, right?
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    • OMG. You mean married people have sex in their own bedrooms???? HOW RUDE 9 min ago
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      • obviously. But he basically left the bed for her to make and left an empty and used condom wrapper in plain site. Its kind of uncomfortable. 9 min ago
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        • your nanny now knows you guys have sex. OMG. 8 min ago
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        • why is the nanny making your bed? 8 min ago
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          • Because dh left the sheets in the wash this morning and she just finished them and put them on the bed. Not her job, but to do the kids stuff she had to take our sheets out. I am...(more) 7 min ago
            sure she just decided to finsih the job. She only does the kids beds once a week.
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    • she cleans your toilets... 9 min ago
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      • no she doesn't. 9 min ago
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        • then you should have sex on them maybe? 4 min ago
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    • you got her washing your underwear and you are worried about this 9 min ago
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    • Is she also your housekeeper? 9 min ago
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      • no. not at all. she does kids laundry. dh left the bed stuff in wash, so she finished it and made the bed. Not her job. 8 min ago
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    • EYE. FUCKING. ROLL 9 min ago
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    • YOU MEAN A MARRIED COUPLE HAD SEX?????!!!!!! HOW OFFENSIVE!!!!!! 9 min ago
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      • She's a cleaning lady, not a slave. 3 min ago
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        • op- my nanny is not a cleaning lady!!! That said, she usually goes above and beyond. And she saw the sheets in the wash and finished the job. She normally doesn't even go in our...(more) 2 min ago
          room for the most part, but dh knows she wouldn't leave the sheets in the washing machine.
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          • Oh, thought it was your cleaner. Nanny's way worse. 1 min ago
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    • Not great 9 min ago
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    • Please. She has seen way more than an empty condom wrapper in your house. 9 min ago
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    • it's a little thoughtless, it's nice to throw away your own shit. 9 min ago
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    • this is exactly why...(more) 8 min ago
      we dont use condoms. Not really.
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    • she's glad she's not gonna have to watch another kid 8 min ago
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      • op- probably very true, we have 3. 8 min ago
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    • Your nanny changes the beds? 8 min ago
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      • thats the gross part of this post 7 min ago
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        • true. Boundaries, people! 6 min ago
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        • op- she only does the kids beds. Dh left the sheets in the wash and she just finished the job. it is not her responsibility. 6 min ago
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    • Your DH took sheets off the bed? Where do I get one of those? 5 min ago
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    • I am a a former cleaning lady, and yeah. It's a bit rude. But I would clean the wrapper up without comment, but with judgement. 5 min ago
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      • op- she just left it exactly where it was Untouched. But clearly she made the bed and saw it. I guess I just feel rude and like dh left the wash in and kind of put her in a spot...(more) 4 min ago
        to see it and ignore it.
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        • Yeah, she wasn't sure how to deal; call attention to it by discarding it, or leave it alone and hope you didn't notice. Either way, that's not her job and it probably made her...(more) 3 min ago
          uncomfortable, to be fair.
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      • ^I've found them under the bed, where I had to reach waaaay in to retrieve. Also found them in the shower, next to the razors and shampoo. Disgusting. 4 min ago
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      • well you suck. Things get missed, why not just be more generous of spirit? 3 min ago
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        • I am generous of spirit. That's why I would have dealt with it. But OP asked if it would have made her uncomfortable, and yes, it would have. 3 min ago
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          • ^it's not like it's a high-paying career job in the first place. Small things like that make a person feel used, unappreciated and taken advantage of. Insignificant. That's...(more) 1 min ago
            all. But I would have still cleaned it up (and have done before) without comment.
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            • np- exactly. Here, clean uo my sex mess I knew you would see and didn't think to clean myself. You are THAT low on the totem pole. You get to wash my bed sheets after we fucked,...(more) 49 sec ago
              put them on the bed and clean up the wrapper from the condom!
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    • You know -- the nanny has her job because you two have sex. 4 min ago
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      • so she should find used condom wrappers while watching your kids? Weird. 3 min ago
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        • She is in their home. A small package on their nightstand is not a used condom left on the floor. Get the stick out of your butt, people have sex and oh now, a wrapper wha left...(more) 1 min ago
          somewhere. Would you also be offended by a unopened condom wrapper being thre? What is the difference?
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  23. Toddler I have a friend who lives in St. Louis. She works at the university. Just walked out at lunch and took pictures. Every window smashed and boarded up - So sad. One piece of...(more) 11 min ago (1 reply)
    graffiti said "Why?@?! We need JOBS!"
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  24. Toddler My dh built this table. I hate the chairs (they are old). but he built this freaking table!...(more) 12 min ago (8 replies)
    • good for him! nice 11 min ago
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    • Impressive! Table's beautiful 11 min ago
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      • thanks! I love it! and he did the whole thing for around $150 10 min ago
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        • Amazing. He's really talented! I would love a wall to wall bookcase (shhh, don't tell the bitches here!) 8 min ago
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          • lol, that's his next project! our family room has a huge fireplace in the middle and he's going to do built ins around either side of it 8 min ago
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    • that's nice. woodworking is a fun and useful hobby. 11 min ago
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    • cool! 10 min ago
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    • very nice 9 min ago
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  25. Toddler I realize rodent actifvity happens but i fyou just realized you had a done of rodent activity in room in your finished basement, to the degree you had to throw lots of stuff out,...(more) 12 min ago (1 reply)
    would you hire the GC that did the addition of that basement to do more work? I mean they haven't figured out how they're getting in yet.
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    • No, because pest-proofing is part of finishing a basement. 11 min ago
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