Toddler

  1. Toddler 6yo dd has started waking me up multiple times a night and it's making me hate her. And I can't get back to sleep because we have a new tempur pedic mattress that I hate but dh...(more) 30 min ago (3 replies)
    wants to keep. These things are making me want a divorce and I'll take ds and leave dh with dd. Fuck them both.
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    • lack of sleep makes us crazy. you need to find a way to sleep. 23 min ago
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    • omg go to sleep. that is craziness talking 14 min ago
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      • She just got out of bed again and I want to fucking strangle her. I hate life so much. She's also behind in school, now how's she going to do with no sleep? 5 min ago
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  2. Toddler Like i needed to love Sigourney Weaver more:...(more) 57 min ago (0 replies)
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  3. Toddler If you do pull out - do you...(more) 59 min ago (1 reply)
    put his cock back in after her comes? ok?
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    • omg. are you 13 yo? no. you don't . not ok, unless you want to be preg. 23 min ago
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  4. Toddler I love Prince! I have seen him 10 times in concert and would see him 10 more! 2 hr 30 min ago (0 replies)
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  5. Toddler I can't believe I married him. And had kids with him. And for so long. Love is truly blind 2 hr 40 min ago (0 replies)
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  6. Toddler I think i have to leave yb forever 2 hr 41 min ago (0 replies)
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  7. Toddler DH shower poster... ok. just had sex in a shower. never done that before. Interesting. Dh was thrilled. Im going to go to bed now. 2 hr 50 min ago (2 replies)
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    • dh and I do that from time to time. It's a lot of fun. A convenient way of doing it with kids in the house. And it saves water! 1 hr 27 min ago
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    • lol. can't believe you posted an update. 22 min ago
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  8. Toddler Still no idea what dh and his family in ireland are ever talking about on FB... All gibberish...(more) 3 hr 1 min ago (4 replies)
    whats d crack bull all good. say ya were lovin d super bowl.defo punchin above ur weight there lad
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    • wha?...(more) 3 hr 1 min ago
      Both mick!! How's things over there? Fie still goin?
      Yea baz Super Bowl was some craic alrite. And she's punchin above hers lad!
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    • i think this is the best post on yb ever!! keep them coming. btw, my dad was from dublin 2 hr 43 min ago
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      • op- i have no clue what he or his family is ever saying. he has a whole other language with them,. 2 hr 37 min ago
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    • did you post this twice? i was gone ,b ut someone totally understood. my translation:...(more) 20 min ago
      we had a great laugh. that was a good game. dude, you're reaching to try to get that girl.
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  9. Toddler How many books do you usually read in a week? Trying to figure out what is normal/average 3 hr 6 min ago (3 replies)
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    • on vacation? 3-4. in normal life 0.5-2. 3 hr 5 min ago
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    • I read for about an hour before bed each night, so finish a a book every 2 weeks to a month. 2 hr 31 min ago
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    • i used to read a lot more when I was SAHM. now that i'm working, i don't seem to have as much time 2 hr 14 min ago
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  10. Toddler Dh says i'm a tease around other men. I'm just a natural flirt. I've never cheated. 3 hr 7 min ago (4 replies)
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    • why would you do something that clearly bothers dh? 3 hr ago
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      • it doesn't bother him. he just mentioned him. It's something subconscious for me. I can't help being that way. I've never cheated 2 hr 56 min ago
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        • ^just mentioned IT 2 hr 55 min ago
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    • tomato, tomahto 2 hr 39 min ago
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  11. Toddler Is it possible that all the dating I have done in the past 2 years was just to avoid actually dealing with my ex and the abuse and manipulation there> 3 hr 12 min ago (0 replies)
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  12. Toddler I want to meet someone to talk to. maybe more. I'm married. 3 hr 15 min ago (5 replies)
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    • dh? I think you need to talk with your spouse and a marital counselor. 3 hr 15 min ago
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      • dont assume I'm a dh. 3 hr 14 min ago
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        • well if you are dw, you def need to talk with your dh and see a marital counselor - this will only make more problems. 3 hr 14 min ago
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    • Take it to Cleveland, honey 3 hr 12 min ago
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    • Then go to a therapist to see if she can either help you to facilitate this with your husband or leave the best way. Have som honor and remember infidelity impacts children. 2 hr 38 min ago
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  13. Toddler Wow just fingered myself for the first time 3 hr 17 min ago (5 replies)
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    • hide 3 hr 17 min ago
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    • and hide once agaain 3 hr 17 min ago
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      • Why should she hide? Congrats on your first self pleasure 3 hr 16 min ago
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    • And after that I don't think a penis will ever fit up there I'm too tight 3 hr 16 min ago
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    • Go to bed, Johnny 3 hr 15 min ago
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  14. Toddler Posted yesterday about dh who is a boxer. Brings dd with him. She accidentally got elbowed in the face. Dh is now saying she can't go with him anymore and she is devastated and in...(more) 3 hr 23 min ago (16 replies)
    full blow hysterics thinking its her fault and begging him to go, saying I'm sorry, I am sorry I wasn't good, I will be better. Just let me go. She cried for 2 hours and finally just passed out at 9:15 (normally sleeping by 8) Dh says it is too dangerous and he was wrong to let her go. She has been going with him since she is 2.5years old. She doesn't even remember not going.
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    • this is such crazy bullshit. he shouldnt have been taking her to begin with. who wants their dd to see her daddy getting punched and throwing punches. she'll get over it 3 hr 21 min ago
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      • he doesn't go to any matches ever. never has. she goes to his sparing. No one is supposed to hit the floor ever. And dh lets her spar with him when he is done. She loves it. And...(more) 3 hr 20 min ago
        personally, i feel it is no different than football and tons of kids watch that.
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        • then over-rule your husband and send her right back 3 hr 20 min ago
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          • we don 3 hr 20 min ago
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            • don't overrule each other. of course i am upset she got hurt, but she ran into the ring when dh took a bad hit and fell. Because she only sees sparing (and it isn't like a fight)...(more) 3 hr 18 min ago
              she has never seen him fall from a hit before. She ran on. and the guy dh was sparing with accidentally hit her with his elbow from behind.
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              • you don't overrule each other? What kind of parenting is that?????????????? 3 hr 17 min ago
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                • no, we don't overrule each other about parenting. both parents decisions are valid. we come to a compromise. 3 hr 14 min ago
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        • how old? i think it's great she goes. tell her no is telling her she is weak and sending the message that females are to delicate for this. it's oppressive. how old is she? 3 hr 18 min ago
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          • she is 5. And dh is all about teaching her, but when he is sparing she isn't supposed to leave her spot. She just panicked, because she has expained to her that he isn't going to...(more) 3 hr 12 min ago
            get hurt sparing and they are just training. He lets her spar with him after and she has her own gloves and they prective and he is teaching her to hit the bag and jump rope, etc. it was a total accident because dh took a hit wrong and fell.
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    • it is too dangerous not to mention barbaric 3 hr 21 min ago
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    • SO WORNG ON HIS PART 3 hr 21 min ago
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      • ^^^Sorry for yelling. 3 hr 21 min ago
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    • maybe she loves it. she just needs to stay out of the ring and watch. duh. she sounds a little like this one...(more) 3 hr 19 min ago
      • i explained why she went in the ring (she knows she is not allowed to leave her spot until dh gets her, has always been the rule or she can't go with him) and when he was hit and...(more) 3 hr 17 min ago
        fell she panicked and ran to him.
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        • so sweet 3 hr 17 min ago
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        • np: i think after dh has a few days, you could talk it over with him. he's likely worried, since the rule was so clear. he also feels like it's his fault. going forward, he isn't...(more) 3 hr 7 min ago
          sure she'll stick to the rules, because she didn't. when he's less upset, you can talk to him about reminding her about the rules, and talk about what a great thing it is for the two of them having something like this to do together.
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  15. Toddler Any other single parents here who have kids 80-100 percent of the time? I am in this situation and scared to do it on my own, 3 hr 23 min ago (22 replies)
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    • Here 100% 3 hr 23 min ago
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      • ex has been in and out of our lives and I am in the process of making a break from him and I am scared. Scared I am not doing the right thing but he is really sick and not a good...(more) 3 hr 22 min ago
        influence for the children and I need to stand up to him.
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        • do what is best for you and your kids especially if you are the main parent 3 hr 21 min ago
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          • he just yanks us around and is completely selfish. I need to protect them from him. It is sad though because there is a bond there. I just need to get through the initial legal...(more) 3 hr 20 min ago
            part.
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        • You are absolutely doing the right thing and you will have victory and justice in this. You have good instincts, trust them. You know what is right. You are strong and you can do...(more) 3 hr 19 min ago
          .do this. It will be scary and hard at first but you will have peace and freedom of having hope for a new better life for you and your kids.
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          • it has been 2 years of him coming and going and I need to put my foot down and say enough. I have enabled him. 3 hr 17 min ago
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    • me 24/7 3 hr 21 min ago
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      • where is ex? How was the divorce? I am in the process now and I am so anxious about it. I guess it is never easy. 3 hr 21 min ago
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        • I am lucky, dd is not, he lives in Australia. I do not have to deal with him. I feel for my dd because she doesn't see him often. 3 hr 20 min ago
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          • My ex is very manipulative and depending on the girlfriend of the moment he could be here and involved or off with his "new family" and I am putting an end to this once and for...(more) 3 hr 18 min ago
            all.
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            • Oh yeah that would suck 3 hr 18 min ago
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              • it is an emotional rollercoaster - he says he wants to do the right thing from 5 states away - I am like how can you do the right thing when you left> 3 hr 16 min ago
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    • 100%. My ex was a alcoholic nut job who abused the kids. Left her and got custody. She has visitation one day a month. Randomly she may show up. 3 hr 10 min ago
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      • my ex just can't stay living here and is always moving to be with his next family - can't hold down a job and just completely selfish. Acts like he cares, but does not. 3 hr 8 min ago
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        • or - are you lonely? I am scared to do this on my own. 3 hr 7 min ago
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          • Is this OP? If it is you have been on your own 3 hr 1 min ago
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            • not since I was 25 - not with kids. I have been on my own with them now for 3 years with ex in and out of the picture 3 hr ago
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              • ^^yes, op here 3 hr ago
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              • I am tipsy sorry but it sounds to me like you have metaphorically been on your own for quite some time. You can do it! 2 hr 58 min ago
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                • thank you! Yes, I did it mostly on my own when we were married and now he is not engaging on any meaningful level 2 hr 58 min ago
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                  • Same OR here I know how you feel (I think) I always liked the crutch of being married even though it was me that did it all\ 2 hr 47 min ago
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    • I'm an 80. I wish I lived near family. 2 hr 36 min ago
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  16. Toddler Ugh. this period I'm feeling it all in my overies. alternating left and right from time to time. why cramps in my ovaries? 3 hr 23 min ago (2 replies)
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    • Ovary tornados 3 hr 22 min ago
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    • IT'S A TUMAH 3 hr 21 min ago
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  17. Toddler My mom put up with years of cheating and lying from my father and I married a liar and a very irresponsible person. I have a therapist and an attorney. Please pray for me. 3 hr 27 min ago (1 reply)
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    • Add an assassin, and you're golden 3 hr 18 min ago
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  18. Toddler This post has been disliked 3 times. showThis post about moms having sex with their dds is just bizarre to me. 3 hr 29 min ago (2 replies)
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    • and HIDE this one as well 3 hr 29 min ago
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    • stop, it's one sick fuck who needs help and attention...and doesn't have the balls to post during the day. 3 hr 28 min ago
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  19. Toddler I'm going to have this little piece of warm raspberry cheese bread danish thingy and i'm going to smother it with honey 3 hr 32 min ago (2 replies)
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    • Butter! 3 hr 28 min ago
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      • i don't have any butter right now, but this honey is really good. my mom sends it to me special from Texas 3 hr 26 min ago
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  20. Toddler I think the Hide feature on YBM is the most under-rated of all its features 3 hr 32 min ago (3 replies)
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    • i agree. people do not use it enough. i don't use it, but i don't get freaked out by posts here. i'm yakking it up so much that anything i'm not participating is goes to second...(more) 3 hr 28 min ago
      page pdq.
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    • I miss flagging. 3 hr 27 min ago
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      • shut your whore mouth. 3 hr 27 min ago
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  21. Toddler Do the new mr. and mrs. clooney say they want kids? 3 hr 33 min ago (2 replies)
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    • yes. every night when we scype. 3 hr 26 min ago
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    • Sure...little black babies like the Brange....(more) 3 hr 19 min ago
      Honeslty, do you really think so? She's so involved in the UN, and sees the awfulness of the world. Not sure I would have children after the last few years
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  22. Toddler This post has been disliked 7 times. showOral on Dd to experiment 3 hr 34 min ago (32 replies)
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    • this is not Literotica 3 hr 34 min ago
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    • And time for sleep. 3 hr 34 min ago
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    • My Df has gone down on her daughter on a mutual request. Not that uncommon 3 hr 33 min ago
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      • Ditto 3 hr 32 min ago
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        • Can you explain the circumstances of it? 3 hr 32 min ago
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        • How did it go? 3 hr 29 min ago
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      • Same I know women who masturbate with their dds and make out and eat eachother out. Not as uncommon as you think but gross to me 3 hr 32 min ago
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        • omg, I have never ever heard of this ever. I have been living under a rock. 3 hr 31 min ago
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          • Really? Sometimes women get horny and lonely 3 hr 31 min ago
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        • Very common in our area, not a big deal to anyone 3 hr 31 min ago
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          • where do you live? 3 hr 31 min ago
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          • Same! Have you? I'm wondering what it is like 3 hr 30 min ago
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            • Not yet, dd keeps asking me since all her friends aads doing it but I just haven't had time... Busy at work lately, maybe October will be our month!! 3 hr 29 min ago
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              • Aads? 3 hr 28 min ago
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              • What do your dfs and their dds do? 3 hr 27 min ago
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                • Masturbate, make out, 69 3 hr 26 min ago
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                  • Can you elaborate on it. Honestly I'm a pretty horny dh here and want to hear more in detail 3 hr 26 min ago
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                    • Well like for 69, first she pooped in my mouth, then I pooped in hers 3 hr 24 min ago
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                      • Wow amazing more please make this a literotica. Or a narrative like what goes on what you say to each other 3 hr 23 min ago
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                        • I said mmmmm I love to eat poop and she said yummmmmm poop is great 3 hr 21 min ago
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                          • More like write a few paragraphs and then post and no more poop 3 hr 21 min ago
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                            • - no subject -...(more) 3 hr 18 min ago
                              Captured in the photo below, is an image of your’s truly puking his guts up on a shark boat. The year would have been 2005, or thereabouts, and the vomit in question was produced by a combination of warm gin, consumed the night before, and a skillet full of scrambled eggs and potatoes, eaten that very morning.
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    • Df uses strap on with dd 3 hr 31 min ago
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      • Me too 3 hr 31 min ago
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        • What was that experience like? I'd like to try 3 hr 30 min ago
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        • Yeah I want to know too I'm so curious 3 hr 29 min ago
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    • I do it weekly with DD. Bonding time and stress reliever 3 hr 29 min ago
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    • Total turn on to a dh on here wow. 3 hr 27 min ago
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    • omg. you guys. you're scaring the...well, never mind. can't be the worst thing to happen. 3 hr 22 min ago
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  23. Toddler Exdh has moved yet again to another state with a woman and her kids and is no longer interested in our dcs. Fuck, 3 hr 35 min ago (1 reply)
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    • Well, he better stay interested in paying child support 3 hr 12 min ago
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  24. Toddler I’m feeling a little bit sorry for evangelical conservatives....(more) 3 hr 35 min ago (5 replies)
    they’re like the horse-and-buggy lobby after Henry Ford has hit town
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    • even Michele Bachmann is throwing in the towel—she declared same-sex marriage “not an issue” and even “boring” 3 hr 34 min ago
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      • because her dh has the gay 3 hr 32 min ago
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    • If you think of the famous three legs of the Republican stool (the money conservatives, the foreign-policy conservatives, and the cultural conservatives) and think about which...(more) 3 hr 31 min ago
      of those legs have had the biggest policy impact during periods of Republican governance in recent history, you have to conclude that the money and foreign-policy conservatives have made out like bandits (in some cases all too literally).
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  25. Toddler Anyone had botox before? got it for first time yesterday and have had slight headache ever since. got a little in my forehead and for crease betwn eyebrows. 3 hr 35 min ago (1 reply)
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    • take some advil 3 hr 34 min ago
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