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- I used to make bread a lot and stopped a year ago. Today I made some dough to bake tomorrow and DH will not stop talking to me about it. "What kind of bread are you making?...
- There was a cicada on my desk at work on the 8th floor of our building. shit got real.
- I hit 157 today on the scale. New BMI low of 23! I'm excited for 155 because the lowest I've been since 1995 is 156.
- I am unaccountably excited to get my funny looking shelter dog. I mean this guy has a face only a mother could love. I already adore him. The days cannot pass fast enough. I am...
- I was at tj maxx today. A bathing suit that I tried on at Macy's yesterday that was going to cost me $150 for the top and bottom, on sale, was at TJ Maxx for 16.99.
- Seeing an owl in the wild, so magical
- 12yo laughing hysterically at Madagascar. Thank god she remembered for 5 min she's still a kid
- My dog is nearly 17 and is still frisky and playful.
- So apparently telling 3yo we can go to the pool as soon as he wakes up from nap is not a good way to actually get him to fall asleep
- I think all of you college prof should add a statement to your syllabus that if a students parent contacts you, its an automatic FAIL.
- Feel like I am living in an episode ofthe Sopranos. Ducks have decided they like our swimming pool
- Ooh goodie. looking forward to a summer and fall of WEINER.
- I spent a week stuck on level 29 and handed my 8 year old my phone to shut him up on the Costco line. I'm on level 30!
- How could anyone pretend MO is in the South?? That's like saying NJ is in New England.
- DH has been out of town on a long "boys' weekend" the last three days, my work schedule has been packed, social schedule packed with parties for both kids, need to pick up house...
- Maybe I'm wrong but I think most people are pretty. I rarely see someone & think : that person is ugly!
- Finally taught DCs to ride their bikes without training wheels today. No more back breaking running along the bikes anymore. Praise the lord.
- Ugh, just sent ds off for the first time in the car driving . He got his license today
- People who think 40 is too old for a baby must be really iron deficient and in poor physical health
- Okay, so I'm divorced and my dd is not with me today. I am wearing my nightgown, a sweatshirt and cropped jeans. One of my less ambitious outfits of my life. LOL.
- Just realized gwenyth's dd is named Apple Martin. Just add an extra I on her last name...
- If you sneeze and I say bless you, I'm only doing it up to twice. After the third I assume it didn't take and you are a demon who must be destroyed.
- The KEY for me in losing weight is having all of the healthy food prepped for the week. Otherwise I grab the baked chips and eat m&ms for a meal
- I am sorry we ruined your black panther party
- I seriously canNOT believe how fucking BITTER some of you women are!!! Jumping down the throat of a woman who with her dh owns a business and makes some serious cash. WTF? Are you...