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  1. Toddler This is depressing...(more) 2 hr 20 min ago (2 replies)
    • Sure is 36 min ago
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    • but she's cute so it's ok. She can marry the 6 figure accountant/lawyer/doctor anytime. 15 min ago
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  2. Toddler It's a long road to maturity. I have a crush on a cop in my neighborhood. We've talked before but it kind of stalled there. So tonight I figured I'd drive through his DUI...(more) 3 hr 15 min ago (1 reply)
    checkpoint. And nothing happen, I'm not even sure I saw him. They all look pretty similar...
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    • cops have very low HHI 1 hr 3 min ago
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  3. Toddler It must be hard being Columba: living so close to so many theme parks, but not allowed on any of the rides. 3 hr 43 min ago (1 reply)
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  4. Toddler Omg, the people upstairs are so fucking loud! 4 hr 9 min ago (0 replies)
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  5. Toddler I think dd is in love with her male best friends. Friends since elem school ,and he is all of a sudden looking like a grown man and things are all of a sudden very awkward with...(more) 4 hr 22 min ago (1 reply)
    them. The hugging now seems weird. I don't think she has even admitted to herself she is into him.
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    • stay out of it, creepy over-interrested mom 3 hr 42 min ago
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  6. Toddler Gosh. every one is gone 4 hr 31 min ago (0 replies)
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  7. Toddler I really like the new Justin Bieber song. I get that he want college kids to like it. I'm sure the best writers working did it....(more) 4 hr 35 min ago (6 replies)
    • ^ but I guess with the St Paul's girl..the "no is no thing" makes it kind of rapey 4 hr 31 min ago
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    • Oh god, must we talk about justin beiver now? 4 hr 30 min ago
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      • It's a hooky dance song with that electric thing from 2000. Moby etc 4 hr ago
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    • wait. he pays someone to fake kidnap them and make this girl think she's going to get killed and raped but haha just kidding, we're just going to a skateboarding party so it's...(more) 4 hr 19 min ago
      all cool?
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      • I guess it's a rip off of the plot from The Game 4 hr 3 min ago
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        • ^ He's trying to impress her, like he'll take care of her. It plays nicely into the "yes or no" theme. Maybe the song's message is saved by the main phrase "What do you m...(more) 4 hr 1 min ago
          then again I think if she says "no" there is no question. period.
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  8. Toddler I have a huge pimple on my chin, has been a year since i got a pimple like that, on meds, but i had to actually pop it with a needle it was so big and hard, and all blood game...(more) 4 hr 38 min ago (0 replies)
    out. That was weird.
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  9. Toddler Overhear dh telling 16yo ds "Don't say beautiful. Beautiful is cliche and bland and forgettable. Say captivating. Tell her she's captivating, that worked with your mother". He'...(more) 4 hr 42 min ago (4 replies)
    advising ds on how to seduce women. sigh.
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    • You know, when you post this same story with a new different douchey thing your "dh" said every week, it gets old ,and we can only fake our responses in so many ways 4 hr 23 min ago
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      • I really cannot fathom this response. You're bizarre. 4 hr 16 min ago
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    • Wrong. Some words are just classic and classy. It can be in the delivery and the timing too. 3 hr 52 min ago
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    • This post makes me want to hurl. Am I alone in this? 3 hr 29 min ago
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  10. Toddler God, I love Oxy. It keeps me from sleeping but I feel so euphoric on it. 4 hr 45 min ago (2 replies)
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    • It constipates me something awful and no euphoria whatsoever. I guess that's good in a way, I will never get addicted to it. 4 hr 44 min ago
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    • great, now you can talk here all night to no one. 4 hr 44 min ago
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  11. Toddler Looking for a great climbing and swing set for 2 boys. 2 to 8. 4 hr 49 min ago (1 reply)
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  12. Toddler Dh likes to lead. So I have learned to lead quietly with the same results. A wise person once said, the man is the head while the woman is the neck turning the man any way she...(more) 4 hr 56 min ago (12 replies)
    wants.
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    • sorry your dh doesn't respect you 4 hr 55 min ago
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    • My dh is cool with just being 50/50 in everythign and we both acknowledge and accept the others strengths. 4 hr 55 min ago
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      • lol you're naive if you think everything is 50/50. Anytime there is disagreement someobody has to give a little. 4 hr 41 min ago
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        • no no see, equality means working together and being ok with the fact that we are each filled with weaknesses and strengths and it isn't some fight or game or some silly saying...(more) 4 hr 40 min ago
          about a woman being the secret boss and making the man thing he rules the kingdom. Thats ridiculous and not how my world works. My world is that we won't agree about everything, but we talk it out and compromise in the end.
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    • I could turn my neck like an owl, it wouldn't move dh's head. We are stubborn individuals so we sort of take turns leading. 4 hr 55 min ago
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    • sounds like you married a real dick 4 hr 54 min ago
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      • i married a leader 4 hr 41 min ago
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        • no, you married someone who doesn't care about your opinions 4 hr 39 min ago
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          • he cares about my opinions. 4 hr 39 min ago
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            • then why do you have to "lead quietly"? why can't you just tell him what you want and have him listen? 4 hr 38 min ago
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    • every single woman i know who says shit like this is married to an asshole who doesn't respect her and she needs to invent an elaborate story to make herself feel better about the...(more) 4 hr 37 min ago
      fact that she's treated like crap
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      • And every single woman who gives this kind of response is married to an emasculated pussy whose one step from being a full on lesbian 54 min ago
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  13. Toddler Have you ever done Whole30? 4 hr 57 min ago (1 reply)
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  14. Toddler How did you meet dh or dw? 4 hr 57 min ago (7 replies)
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    • mutual friends. in college. we were both nuts 4 hr 56 min ago
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    • he was my farrier 4 hr 56 min ago
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    • When I moved next door. We were both 5. He was deaf and I cried because I thought he was ignoring me, and he hugged me. Best friends since. 4 hr 56 min ago
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    • at work 4 hr 48 min ago
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    • aa meetings 15 min ago
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  15. Toddler I have a life long bff that has always been fake, I love her dearly but when you become friend at 5yo you accept a lot) but lately it all about staying younger. fake eyelashes,...(more) 5 hr 1 min ago (7 replies)
    fake eyebrows, fillers, botox, new boobs.. She overly focuses on it all. She is VERY smart woman but has recently started telling me that life is about looks and staying young. I realize her dh is in the public eye but I don't like how hard she is on the other women that are just aging naturally. She is starting to look so fake. It all bothers me so much plus it make me feel bad that I am not doing enough or I am old. This was my lifelong friend that was top of class, president of everything, top college, ambassador to top college and now she obessese
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    • ^^obsesses on nails, eyelashes and other people's work. Idk, am I being left behind in the staying youthful movement. Her heart is so unhappy. 5 hr ago
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      • comparison is the thief of joy. don't go down the rabbit hole with her. 4 hr 56 min ago
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        • and be grateful you were not born to be a politician. it takes all kinds. 4 hr 55 min ago
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      • and it looks pathetic. i am sorry for her. 4 hr 56 min ago
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    • You are right to back away from that energy. It is soul sucking 4 hr 54 min ago
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      • i love her but her crap makes not sense 4 hr 51 min ago
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    • If she's a life long df can you talk to her about this? about accepting her age gracefully, and how women who do this look so much more beautiful? 3 hr 49 min ago
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  16. Toddler I am jealous the really evil 24yo who treats people like shit got married and lost weight, and I am 29, unmarried, and no boyfriend (not that i am even trying) and fatter than...(more) 5 hr 2 min ago (2 replies)
    ever.
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    • you're still young. go on a diet and get you a man 4 hr 57 min ago
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    • you really don't want to be her... do something active to make yourself feel better: exercise, etc. it really works. 3 hr 45 min ago
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  17. Toddler By the time the chicago marathon happens Ill be able to run 13 miles. im in excellent shape other wise. I can finish, right? 5 hr 8 min ago (0 replies)
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  18. Toddler At what point do you think dd should wear a bra 9.5 yo could stand to wear one but is embarrassed to because her friends don't. 5 hr 18 min ago (9 replies)
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    • A real bra or just a cotton sports bra thing? 5 hr 17 min ago
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      • training bra/sports bra 5 hr 13 min ago
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    • your 9.5 yr old has breasts? ad ones big enough to need a bra? 5 hr 17 min ago
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      • Doesn't actually need support, more for modesty, imho. Like for when doing cartwheels, hanging upside down, etc. 5 hr 11 min ago
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    • bras are no big deal now. Have her Wear a sports bra 5 hr 17 min ago
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      • I guess the question is: how do you explain why she needs to if she doesn't want to? Or do I not force it? 5 hr 10 min ago
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        • Don't force it. If nipples are showing you can tell her to wear a light tank top under her other shirt 5 hr 10 min ago
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    • i hd one at 9, but i got my period and had c cups at 9. 5 hr 9 min ago
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    • ha, my 10 yo wears a bra because everyone else does, despite not needing it. the grass is always greener, I suppose. there are so many options for girls now - from tank tops or...(more) 4 hr 53 min ago
      camis to "t shirt bras". she should wear what she's comfortable wearing. buy her a variety of things.
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  19. Toddler What oil do you fry in? 5 hr 18 min ago (8 replies)
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    • I don't. Hate smell. 5 hr 17 min ago
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    • sunflower oil for pan frying veggies etc. 5 hr 12 min ago
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      • disliker: then what kind? np 5 hr 9 min ago
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        • who on earth would dislike sunflower oil? beyond me. 5 hr ago
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    • Fracked! 5 hr 10 min ago
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    • Sunflower or gasp, canola. 5 hr 8 min ago
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      • don't use canola. use organic sunflower oil. 5 hr ago
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    • olive oil except for deep frying - I always keep some generic "vegetable oil" (I think it's a mix of oils like corn and sunflower) for the rare occasions I deep fry. I also fry...(more) 4 hr 55 min ago
      in coconut oil sometimes if I'm feeling like that flavor
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  20. Toddler Ok. my 7 1/2 year old just showed my that she's grown some light pubic hair. eek. None anywhere else (underarms, etc). She also doesn't have breasts or is overweight. Call...(more) 5 hr 22 min ago (14 replies)
    doctor?
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    • what would the doctor do? 5 hr 22 min ago
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      • remove the pube 5 hr 18 min ago
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        • why is that necessary? 5 hr 18 min ago
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          • its not. im kidding 5 hr 15 min ago
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    • I'd take her in at some point and ask about it, but don't make a big deal about it to,your dd, obviously 5 hr 21 min ago
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    • I would. 5 hr 21 min ago
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    • yes 5 hr 20 min ago
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    • I would ask at yearly check up. 5 hr 19 min ago
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    • Yes that is pretty early 5 hr 3 min ago
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    • I just went through this with my 8.5 yo dd. She is overweight, though. Called ped, ped saw her, had us see pediatric endocrinologist. All is well, she's just on the early side of...(more) 4 hr 48 min ago
      Puberty. Have ped check her, and ped may recommend an x-Ray of wrist to check bone age development.
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    • yes, ask doctor. not an emergency at all but worth a question because it is below the normal age range. 4 hr 45 min ago
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    • this happened to my friends' daughter. They were vegetarian, and the ped said that puberty...(more) 3 hr 46 min ago
      could be brought on by too many soy products... it sounded weird to me, but they took her off soy and it stopped. In any case, I'd check it out w. the doctor.
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  21. Toddler My dh is always joking. 5 kids. Everything is a joke. Super involved dad. Very funny. The best example i can give you is batdad guy. Very involved father and husband, but he take...(more) 5 hr 24 min ago (1 reply)
    a lot of patience.
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    • Is he Jim Gaffigan? 4 hr 33 min ago
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  22. Toddler Im a 47 yo woman. I identify as a 32 year old male. Im not gay and not getting a penis any time soon. but please refer to me as a guy. thanks. 5 hr 27 min ago (8 replies)
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    • okay 5 hr 26 min ago
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      • Call me jaxkson. 5 hr 26 min ago
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        • tell it to your irl friends 5 hr 20 min ago
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    • are you into men? 5 hr 26 min ago
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    • Maybe youbeMOM isn't the place for you 5 hr 26 min ago
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      • let me explain - Im a 47 year old woman who identifies as a 32 year old man. 5 hr 25 min ago
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        • np- we understand exactly what you mean. get off youbeMOM 5 hr 21 min ago
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  23. Toddler What's that website where you put in your height and weight and goal date for how fast you want to lose weight, then it tells you how many calories you can eat? 5 hr 27 min ago (18 replies)
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    • spark people? there are lots of them 5 hr 27 min ago
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      • It won't let you lose more than 2 lbs per week 5 hr 24 min ago
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        • because that's not safe and realistic 5 hr 24 min ago
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        • np - I would be skeptical about any site that does more than 2 lbs/wk 5 hr 19 min ago
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          • What's going to happen? It's not like I'll die. 5 hr 16 min ago
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            • np. you would have to eat so little that you would have no energy, you would lose muscle, you would have poor concentration, you'd be miserable. and in the long term there would...(more) 5 hr 15 min ago
              be very real health consequences
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              • np: not necessarily. if someone's really fat they can totally lose more than 2 lbs a week and not experience any of that. 4 hr 51 min ago
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                • i'm assuming the OP doesn't weigh 300 lbs 4 hr 51 min ago
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                  • well, I mean 165 or more, not 300 lbs. I speak from experience. A lot of the "common knowledge" about dieting is wrong. Your metabolism doesn't slow down if you eat under 1200...(more) 4 hr 49 min ago
                    calories, for example.
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                    • a 5'4" 165 lb woman with a sedentary lifestyle needs to eat 1,244 calories per day just to lose one pound per week. 4 hr 46 min ago
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                      • if she ate 500 cals a day on some days and 1300 other days she would lose faster 4 hr 45 min ago
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                        • eating just 500 calories in a day is crazy and will make her very unlikely to stick to her diet plan. most people would feel really sluggish and unwell eating so little 4 hr 43 min ago
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                          • intermittent fasting, google it. 4 hr 43 min ago
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                            • yeah, everyone knows that's what it's called. having a name doesn't make what i said any less true. 4 hr 42 min ago
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                    • You lose more at first, but it's water weight, not fat. Calorie calculators only account for fat loss, which is what i'm assuming the OP wants to lose. 4 hr 44 min ago
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                      • eventually weight loss always plateaus but that doesn't mean that all the weight you lose at the beginning is water. water is maybe 10 lbs. max. 4 hr 43 min ago
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                        • i didn't say all the weight you lose at first is water, i said you usually see bigger drops at first because in the beginning of weight loss you usually do lose water. your brain...(more) 4 hr 42 min ago
                          doesn't seem to function very well, maybe because you don't eat enough?
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            • I'm not talking about you. I'm talking abut the weight loss sites. you can try to lose as much as you want in a week. sites that tell you more than 2 lbs I wouldn't necessarily...(more) 5 hr 15 min ago
              trust.
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  24. Toddler What to serve for Sukkot? 4 families. 10 kids 5 hr 30 min ago (2 replies)
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    • pizza in the tent 5 hr 27 min ago
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      • It's easy and kids like 5 hr 26 min ago
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  25. Toddler I have purged two banker boxes of paper and two hard case portable file carriers!!! Getting ready to start on another box!! 5 hr 30 min ago (4 replies)
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    • Woot 5 hr 29 min ago
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    • oh...and I cleaned, completely the paper clutter from teh kitchen desk area. 5 hr 28 min ago
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    • I had to google. I've never heard them called "banker boxes" But way to go! I'm in a great Fall Cleaning frame of mind. 4 hr 39 min ago
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      • Thanks..I just finished the third one!! Now I just have the stuff left to file. A box and half to go! 3 hr 50 min ago
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